WHAT'S A GIRL GOTTA DO ADULT DVD

Screenshots: link
Studio: Wicked Pictures
Release: 2005
Length: 2 1/2 hrs.
Rating: XXX
My Grade: B

From DVD: This is an erotic comedy revolving around a sexy executive vying for a big promotion.
Aimee (Stormy) is a beautiful secretary who's looking to get ahead at her job, where she is the only female. Once she hears about an upcoming promotion within the company, Aimee becomes determined to prove to her boss that she is the right person for the job. But will her boss take her seriously? Aimee decides to throw a dinner party with her boss as the guest of honor in hopes of impressing him enough so that he gives her the promotion. What Aimee soon discovers though is that climbing your way to the top is not as easy as it seems, but in the end the payoff is worth the effort.


SCENE 1: Rita is in an art studio painting. Rita is petite with large natural breasts and a little strip of pubes. Kelli is an art dealer. Kelli has small natural breasts, no pubes and longer inner labia. She's smoking and walks over to Rita and watches her. Rita pulls her shirt down and starts to paint her breasts. Kelli helps her. Rita strips down, kneels down and eats Kelli's pussy. Rita kneels in a chair, facing the back, and Kelli eats her from behind. Rita straddles her face on the floor.

SCENE 2: Steven is sitting on a sofa in his office. Stormy, fully clothed, straddles him. She's on the DVD cover. She's got awful huge breast implants. They take each other's clothes off. She lays back and he eats her. He sucks her toes (gag!). He sits on the sofa arm and she blows him. Doggie position on sofa. Reverse cowgirl next. Her clit looked really swollen. She got off and blew him through the condom (and gagged a few times) then got back on. She leans back against him and he rubs her clit. She's laying on the back of the sofa and he's standing up, fucking her. He comes on her stomach then leans over and kisses her.

SCENE 3: Evan is sitting on a huge love seat. Stormy comes over to him wearing a bra and hose. She sits down, he gets up and stands behind her and rubs her breasts and between her legs. He goes over to her right side, leans over the arm and they both lick her right nipple. Her right leg is up over the arm and Evan is rubbing her pussy. She lays back and he gets between her legs and eats her. He rubs her clit with his right thumb while rubbing her opening with two of his left fingers, then fingers her with his left middle finger. While he's fingering her, she rubs her clit really fast, then Evan takes over and eats her again and fingers her with two fingers.

Evan lays back on the love seat while they kiss, him still fingering her. She blows him. He gets up, she lays back, he straddles her face and she blows him. I hate that position. She lays sideways, right leg up over his left shoulder, and he fucks her. Cowgirl position, then she kneels down and he comes on her breasts. He rubs his dickhead in the come and she sucks him some more.

SCENE 4: Stormy and Nicole are at their place when Voodoo (Nicole's real-life husband) rings the doorbell. He's her boyfriend and has come to visit. They go into the bathroom to have sex. They kiss and get naked. She kneels and blows him then he titty fucks her (hate that). She lays on her side on the edge of the tub. He eats her for a few seconds then fucks her. Doggie position, then reverse cowgirl on the rug.

SCENE 5: Stormy's having a dinner party. Her boss Randy is there. He goes into her bedroom with the two girls, Rita and Kelli, from scene 1. They take turns blowing him. Rita straddles his chest and he fingers her while Kelli blows him. One of the girls straddles his face and he eats her while the other girl blows him. Kelli fucks him, cowgirl style, wile Rita is standing above him, leaning against the headboard, masturbating. Rita gets on him, reverse cowgirl, and rubs her clit most of the time. Randy fucks Kelli on her back, him standing up by the side of the bed. He fucks Rita doggie style on the bed while Kelli masturbates on the bed. He comes on their faces.

SCENE 6: Eric's sitting on his bed. He's one of Stormy's coworkers and Alexis is her friend. Alexis
and Eric just met at Stormy's party. Alexis blows him. She's got really small breasts and no pubes. He eats and fingers her then she blows him some more. She lays back, he eats her and fingers her with two fingers while she rubs her clit. Reverse cowgirl, her rubbing her clit a lot. She blows him, then gets back on. Doggie on bed, spoon on their right sides. He comes in her mouth.

BONUS MATERIAL

A bonus sex scene with Stormy and Cheyene Collins from Secrets of the Velvet Ring.

Thrity minutes of 'the making of'.

Eleven minutes of bloopers.

MY THOUGHTS: This was alright, nothing special. Condoms were used throughout. The lesbian scene was my least favorite. Second least favorite is with Voodoo and Nicole. I hate bathroom sex scenes. I could watch him all day though.

I like watching Randy but too much was going on in his scene. Three's a crowd. Both Rita and Kelli are really cute but this scene was a little hard to enjoy. Too much switching around. I like watching Evan too but his long hair annoys me. Like with a girl's long hair, his gets in the way sometimes. I'm not sure how I feel about him having no leg hair. His scene with Stormy was good. Pretty long too. I too like watching Steven but I didn't really care for his scene. Not sure why.

This came from my personal collection.

Love Rider™ G-Caress Silicone Dildo



This silicone dildo is made by California Exotic Novelties. It's called Love Rider™ G-Caress and is made in pink and black. I'm reviewing the pink version. Model number SE-1498-57-3.

MATERIAL: This is made from pure, solid silicone. It's a bit flexible too. Silicone is top-of-the-line material. It's 100% hypoallergenic, odorless, nonporous, usually seamless, and simple to clean. You can use hot soapy water or you can boil it.

MEASUREMENTS: The shaft is 6 1/2" long. The head is the narrowest part of this and is almost 1.4" in diameter. The widest point is near the base and is just over 1.4". The base is 2 1/2" wide. Because it has a base, it's compatible with a harness. This weighs 5.3 oz/149 g.

MAINTENANCE: You can only use water-based lube with silicone. Using silicone lube will destroy the toy. You cannot store your silcone toys directly touching another silicone toy because that too will break down the material. If storing them together in a box, wrap each one in something such as plastic wrap first.

MY THOUGHTS: What drew me to this paticular G spot dildo was the little nubs on the head. I've wanted it for months so I finally bought it. I could tell just by looking that the toy is curved enough to achieve a G spot orgasm and I though the added texture from the nubs would be great and interesting to try.

I could definitely feel them with every single thrust. I found I needed to use extra lube to make it a bit more comfortable, not that it was uncomfortable. The tip is very narrow so insertion was no problem. Afterward I felt a little sore which is not common for me when using a G spot toy. If you tend to get really sore after a short amount of time, whether you've used lube or not, you may want to skip this toy. This base is meant to suction to a hard surface, such as a toilet lid, and it does stick really well.

Because of that, this won't be my go-to G spot toy but I do like it and it'll get plenty of use!

This is from Eden's G spot dildo section, specifically their silicone g spot dildo section.

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SCENARIO ADULT DVD

Back Cover: link
Studio: Crush
Released: 2005
Rating: XXX
My Grade: B-

From DVD: Scenario is a stylistic and erotically-charged picture from a promising young filmmaker; a picture that anyone can sit down and enjoy. Dani Woodward, Monica Sweetheart, Haley Paige, Lucy Lee, and Faith all lend their exquisite beauty, passion, and vivacious personalities to one of the most entertaining and erotic films of the season.


No condoms are used and the men's names aren't given.

SCENE 1: Haley's in a lavender bra and underwear, laying on a bed. She's got bald labia and natural C cup breasts. Music is playing as she's undressing. She spreads her legs and rubs her clit a few times. She gets on all fours on the bed and is blowing some guy. The music stopped. He lays down and she contines to blow him. She gets on top, then reverse cowgirl then on her back. He comes on her stomach.

SCENE 2: Lucy's admiring herself in the bathroom mirror. She's got bald labia and breast implants (and piercings and tattoos and is one of the ugliest women I've ever seen). A black man walks in and she blows him. She leans over the tub, he eats her from behind briefly then fucks her from behind. Standing doggie. He sits on the wide edge of the tub, she gets in reverse cowgirl position. She rubs her clit a bit. She's on top now, spoon position next on bed on their left sides. Doggie on bed, then on her back rubbing her clit. He comes in her mouth.

SCENE 3: Faith. She's got small natural nice breasts and is totally bald. There's an ottoman in the middle of the back yard. She walks out in a sheer black bra and underwear. She sits on it, pulls the crotch of her underwear aside, rubs her clit and fingers herself. Out walks the same black guy from the previous scene. He stands beside the ottoman, she's now naked, kneels down and blows him. She kneels on the ottoman and leans forward on the ground. He eats her, then fucks her in that position.

They go into a bedroom. He lays on the floor on a large rug and she straddles his face and he eats her. She lays on her back and he continues to eat her, then fuck her. She rubs her clit a bit. Reverse cowgirl on floor, then facing him. She lays on her stomach with her ass up slightly and he fucks her. He comes in her mouth and she swallows it.

SCENE 4: Dani. She's on the dvd cover. She's got very small breasts and bald labia. As with the previous scenes, music is playing while she's prancing around in bra and underwear. She gets naked, kneels on chair and fingers herself with two fingers. She blows a guy in front of a high window. Doggie style on the bed, then spoon on their left sides, wheelbarrow position on bed, standing doggie in front of same window. He comes in her mouth and she swallows.

SCENE 5: Monica. She's from the Czech Republic. She's cute with small very firm, nice natural breasts. She gets out of her car and goes inside the house. She sits on an orange sofa and strips down. The same black guy from earlier scenes comes in, sits beside her and she jerks him with both hands, then blows him. He fucks her from behind on sofa. She's on her right side, left leg up with him in front, fucking her, then on her back. Reverse cowgirl on sofa, the gets off and blows him, then gets back on and continues to rub her clit. He comes on her face.

MY THOUGHTS: I wasn't too impressed with this one. The scenes weren't long enough nor were the sex positions. The men's names aren't on the dvd or in the credits and I can't find out who they are. I hate that. This doesn't look low budget in any way. Perhaps the greatest part is that there's no dialogue. It's directed/produced by someone named Dingaling, who doesn't appear to be in the business anymore.

My favorite scene is with Faith once they go inside. The scene doesn't seem like porn. All the girls are cute except for Lucy and Lucy is the only one with implants.

Tragic news. I saw on Wikipedia that Haley died in 2007 in the hospital at the age of 25. Cause of death is undetermined. Her scene was my second favorite. Her husband killed himself a month later. Click here to read about it.

This came from my personal collection.



THE DEVIL'S LOVE by Lane Harris

Pub. Info: Dell, 2/1981
Setting: Caribbean & France, 1768
Genre: Historical Romance
Bodice Ripper? Yes
My Grade: C

SHE WAS A FEVER RACING THROUGH HIS BLOOD

Untamed, unpredictable, utterly captivating, Christina was determined to live free as the wind--yet was fatally bound to the one man whose passion could imprison her forever.

HE BURNED LIKE A FLAME IN HER HEART

A handsome privateer, the banished son of a Scottish earl, Kade roamed the seas, thriving on danger and the intrigue of a turbulent age. From her lush Caribbean paradise. Christina fled to the dazzling salons of Paris. But Kade had vowed to pursue her across the world... to make her see that at the end of her perilous journey lay the ecstasy they were powerless to resist and a glorious destiny forged by...The Devil's Love.

MY THOUGHTS: This story spans about three years. Christina Evrion is the heroine and is seventeen when it starts. She has blonde hair and light blue eyes. Kade Renault is the hero and his age wasn't given but I'm assuming he's in his thirties. There's usually a big age gap between hero and heroine in these old books. He has black hair and blue eyes.

Christina is a strange heroine. I think French is her native tongue. Until the end she never really even liked Kade and wanted a divorce. They'd met briefly once. Christina's father died and she couldn't inherit her money until she married. She had a terrible relationship with her stepmother, Hilda, and needed to get away from her and live on her own. Christina needed to marry to claim her inheritance so she asked Kade to marry her. She assumed he was going to die within a few days because he'd been captured by the Spanish. They married and much to her horror, he didn't die. She wanted to get a divorce but he didn't want to.

I liked Kade alright but Christina seemed slightly arrogant to me. When they were together I was just uninterested because nothing really happened between them. During the story they lived apart most of the time. He did cheat on her once with her childhood nemesis, Carlotta, while Christina was in France for over a year visiting relatives.

Really the only interesting part of the whole story took place during the last 100 pages or so when she was in France. Her male cousin, Dominique (curly blond hair and green eyes) is a very interesting character, in my opinion. He masquerades as a highwayman, robbing and murdering people. She's staying at his parents's home with him and his sisters. He becomes obsessed with her and ends up drugging and raping her. He also uses women terribly and when he gets yet another one, named Gabrielle, pregnant and wants nothing to do with her, she goes off the deep end and does something terrible...to them both.

The most boring part of the story is near the beginning over a chapter was devoted to how her Scottish father came to live in the Caribbean and how he met her deceased mother. I couldn't have cared less about their backstory.

There was some typical bodice ripper violence near the end when Kade traveled to France to be with Christina. He smacked her once and another time, spanked her. He's clearly physically and verbally abusive (calls her a cold bitch often) but I don't think the title suits him at all.

I'm disappointed with this book but did really like the last part and all the things involving Dominique. Sadly, this isn't a keeper.

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Material: This is a dildo that's made from solid silicone. Silicone is at the top of the list as far as safe materials go. It's not harmful to your body, it's nonporous, very smooth and can be boiled to disinfect it. If using lubrication with it, it must be water-based. Wash with hot soapy water.

Measurements: It's 7" long. Starting at about 1" below the tip, it's just over 1 1/4" in diameter. Measuring right in the middle, at the tickest part, is just over 1 1/2" in diameter. When you see it in person, you might be put off by how thick it is, and it is thick. That probably won't be a problem because it has such a narrow tip, which makes insertion very easy.

Packaging: This comes packaged in a plain clear bag with no way to seal it for storage. I'm storing mine in a quart size Ziplock bag.

MY THOUGHTS:

Pros: I really like the material and because of that and the incredible thickness of the dildo, it's a keepter. It also has a pointy tip that can be used to stimulate your clitoris. One neat thing I tried was while it was inserted, I took the very tip of the dildo, where you're supposed to peel the banana, were it a real one, and rubbed it against my clit.

Cons: The vibrating bullet that you insert into the side of the dildo doesn't do much. It hardly vibrates when inserted into the slot provided, and the vibrations don't travel upward, where you need them to. It was almost impossible for me to get the bullet out of the slot. It does come with three watch batteries. So don't buy this thinking it will work as a vibrator.

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MY FIRST PORN 6 ADULT DVD

Studio: Digital Playground
Release: 2006
My Grade: F

From DVD: The "My First Porn" series is a comical sex-spectacle of Jack directing his first porn movie. Volume 6 features the amazing anal queen, Delilah Strong in a butt scene with Scott Nails that rocked the whole damn house! Next up you'll find the lovely and sweet Riley Shy engaged in a tempestuous fuck. Then Cody Bangs shines in his debut hardcore performance with the innocent but oh-so-naughty Kelsey Michaels. Enter the young and delicate, Holly Morgan, Scott NAILS her like any good man would. My First Porn 6 raps things up with the exotic Carmella Bing in a juicy and decadent boy/girl tryst with the Italian stud, Marco Banderas. All scenes have been decorated with some first-class, good time Digital Playground style humor making My First Porn 6 insanely hot and extremely entertaining. No condoms!


SCENE 1: Delilah and Scott. She's got small natural breasts and no pubes. She blows him while she's sitting on the sofa, him standing in front of her. He sits on sofa, she gets on top then lots of lame dialogue about him pretending that he can't feel anything and has gone limp because of the condom she insisted he wear. She gets a bright idea and tells him he can fuck her in the ass instead. Anal sex on their right sides in spoon position on sofa. Anal with her on top, she gets off and blows him for a few seconds then gets back on. She lays on her back on the sofa, legs back, him fucking her anally, her rubbing her clit most of the time. He comes on her face while she's kneeling beside him.

SCENE 2: Scott again and Riley. She's got small, nice natural breasts, bald labia, a little patch of pubes on the mound and she forgot to shave or wax around her asshole. Strange. She blows him. She sits on the arm of the sofa, leans back and he fucks her vaginally while he stands. She stands up, turns and faces the arm of the sofa and lays on it while he fucks her from behind. She's on her back on the sofa arm, him standing, fucking her. He comes on her face while she's kneeling beside him.

SCENE 3: Kelsey and Kody. Kelsey (in the middle of the photo on box cover) has tiny breasts and just a little strip of pubes on the mound. Robby D., the director, needs Kody, his assistant, to fill in for Chris Charming, who's supposedly still in Germany and obviously can't film his scene with Kelsey. Robby is teasing Kody, saying Asian men have small dicks and Kody won't say if his is small or not. He finally talks him into filming the scene and in walks Kelsey. She walks over to him, he kneels down beside her and eats her briefly from behind, then she turns around and he eats her from the front. She kneels down and blows him while he stands. He fucks her from behind, then reverses cowgirl on sofa, then from behind again. He comes on her back.

SCENE 4: Scott (again!) and Holly. Holly's got really nice small breasts and no pubes. Scott is sitting on yet another sofa and is told by Robby D., who's filming every scene, that this is to be a solo scene. In walks Holly. She takes her shirt off, goes over to him and he licks her nipples. She blows him. She lays back on the sofa and he eats her. He sits down, she's get in reverse cowgirl position, then faces him. He comes in her mouth. The director asks him if he's ready to do his solo scene now and Scott tells him to never book him for solo scenes.

SCENE 5: Marco and Carmella. She's got huge breasts (she's on the far left of the photo. Marco is sitting in a chair. Carmella says she can't have sex because she's on her period (which she isn't) so they have anal sex instead. She blows him, then he fucks her in the chair anally, her on her back, then reverse cowgirl. He fucks her on the floor on all fours then he comes on her breasts.

EXTRAS- There were trailers for Peek: Diary of a Voyeur, Jack's Playground 31, Pulse POV, MY First Porn 5, Teen America: MIssion 14, Island Fever 3, Pirates, Hot Rod for Sinners, Hard Candy 1, Jack's Big Ass Show 2, Deeper, Jacks' Big Tit Show, Jack's Playground 30, Porcelain, My First Porn 4

MY THOUGHTS: This was one of the worst porns I've ever scene. I'm so sick of seeing Scott. He's nothing special but Robby D. sees the need to put him in everything he does. There was really lame dialogue at the beginning and sometimes throughout each scene and it was totally unnecessary. Ruined the dvd completely. Porn is going downhill. This was no ones first porn. The only good thing I saw was a flash of my crush Jerry's face in two of the dvds in the trailers for other dvds.

I give this two thumbs down and an F. Shame on you Robby for ruining it.


I AM JENNIE by Jennie Ketcham, Former Adult Actor Penny Flame

Pub. Info: Gallery Books, 7/2012, Hardcover
Genre: Memoir/Autobiography
My Grade: A-

From Publisher: Drunk and high, holed up in a hotel room with a beautiful blonde she barely knew, Jennie Ketcham was thirty-six hours away from entering rehab. Her on-camera alter ego, Penny Flame, was a rising star. Her personal life, however, had been getting worse for years and finally hit an all-time low.

Guys are gonna want one thing from you. To Jennie’s young ears, her father’s advice meant one thing: You can use your sexuality to control men. Life was imploding around her: her parents’ divorce, their spiraling addictions, her deteriorating relationships with them. She lost her virginity at thirteen and began a game of initiating boys her age into manhood. For the fleeting moments she spent in bed with them, she got to be the center of attention.

Eventually, Jennie found porn—that enticing world of immediate gratification, endless drugs, and seemingly endless money—and became Penny Flame. Divorced from her feelings, tempted into a lifestyle she couldn’t afford, financially or emotionally, she entered Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew to boost her career. But when Dr. Drew and his staff insisted she go by her real name, the once indestructible walls she had built around herself began to burn down.

Two stories make up this direct and disarming memoir: that of a troubled girl desperately fleeing intimacy and herself, and that of a woman courageously breaking down emotional barriers to build a new life. Many will recognize Jennie’s struggles: confusing sex with self-worth, addiction with love, detachment with strength. Ultimately, I Am Jennie is a tale of a woman who considers herself a work in progress but who finally understands that the only person she can truly afford to be is herself.

MY THOUGHTS: I was excited to see that Jennie had written a book. I'd first heard of her when she was on VH1's Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, then its spinoff, Sober House. I've since seen one of her films (great scene in Reform School Girls, by the way!).

I really appreciate when adult actors tell us their stories. I don't understand what lead Jennie into becoming a promiscuous teenager or drug abuser. I never felt like her home life was bad and would like to understand that better. I don't see how her parents unhappy marriage could have sent her down a dangerous path.

She never discussed when she realized she was bisexual, how she felt about it nor did she mention if she ever discussed with a therapist being raped on a train. She also didn't mention if she thought doing porn was having some impact on her drug use.

The best part of the book was near the end when she met with an ex-boyfriend to apologize to him for her behavior while they were dating. That part really touched me. The funniest part was when she was talking with fellow actor and agent (?) Ben English and answered him in a faux British accent to mimic his.

The comment from her father in the synopsis about guys only wanting one thing from her isn't in full context. He said it to her because she was dressed in a short skirt when she was twelve or thirteen. He was letting her know that if she dressed like that, boys would only want one thing.

She's very honest and explicit and seems to have a great personality. The book was an interesting read and I'd recommend it to anyone who has a interest in the adult films. I happen to enjoy watching porn (I have plenty of it) but I'm happy she got out of the industry since she felt it wasn't the place for her any longer. According to her blog, Becoming Jennie, she seems to be doing fine and I wish her the best.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review. Same review posted here.

THE OFFER by Catherine Coulter

PUBLISHER: Topaz, 1997
ORIGINAL PUB: Signet, 1981/88 under title An Honorable Offer
SETTING: England, 1814
GENRE: Historical Romance
BODICE RIPPER? No
MY GRADE: C

FROM PUBLISHER:  Lovely young Sabrina Eversleigh, granddaughter of the esteemed Earl of Monmouth first learned of the disreputable desires of men when her dissolute brother-in-law attempted to force himself upon her.

Thus when Sabrina met Phillip Mercerault, it came as no surprise to tier that this handsome, dashing Viscount kept a mistress in London and showed no shame about the many conquests and liaisons of his notorious love life.

Sabrina was sure that with so many women to serve his needs, Phillip would be quite satisfied to accept her wealth and leave her person alone if she became his wife. But two things Sabrina did not count on in her cold calculations: the heat of her own blood and the hunger of her heart...


MY THOUGHTS: This story started out pretty interesting. Sabrina is just eighteen. She has red hair and violet eyes. Her older sister, Elizabeth, twenty-three, is a jealous, nasty person, as is her twenty-seven year old husband, Trevor. Elizabeth is a bit controlled by him but because of her personality I can't feel sorry for her. She's a horrible person. She's so blinded by her jealousy of Sabrina that she truly doesn't care that she was almost raped by Trevor and insisted that Sabrina was lying.

After Sabrina and the hero, twenty-six year old Phillip, meet, the story got a bit boring and stayed that way until the end. I don't like or dislike Phillip. He's not alpha or beta, just somewhere inbetween. After they married he did continue to see his mistress but that didn't bother me. Something's lacking with this character that I just can't put my finger on. They got along really well for most of the story. There wasn't much conflict between them and that's something I need. I hate when hero and heroine get along too well. Boring.

One character that I did like was Sabrina's aunt, Lady Barresford. She's so unlikable. When Sabrina went to live with her and told about the attempted rape she called her a liar and said she tried to seduce Trevor. Such a nasty bitch, that woman is. She has no reason at all to think that of Sabrina. She even tried to get her hands of Sabrina's inheritance!

Teresa Elliott was a semi-interesting character. She's loved Phillip for a while and was really jealous and angry when he married Sabrina. I really though she was going to try and harm Sabrina but she never bothered her. To be honest, that's the main reason I finished reading this book.

I wasn't too happy with this story and even though Catherine is one of my top favorite authors, I won't be keeping this.