CAR WASH ANGELS 1 ADULT DVD




SCREENSHOTS: link
STUDIO: VCA
RELEASED: 1996 (filmed 10/95)
RATING: XXX
MY GRADE: D

From DVD: Imagine: You've died and gone to heaven and there are all these gorgeous babes in tiny cut-offs and wet halter-tops washing cars and getting it on with the lucky patrons. Now, imagine CAR WASH ANGLES, because Jim Holliday has gone through hell-and-high-water to bring you the aforementioned sex-spectacle-without the hassle of dying! Hot wax and Hand-buffed take on new meaning as a cast of 18 carwash-crazed-cuties soap-up and get-down with a bevy of lucky customers. Shot on location at a real car wash, this is one time you won't have to worry about taking a rain check. Ever.


SCENE 1: Emily is on her knees blowing both Peter and Jake. She gets on her back and Jake is fucking her while she blows Peter. Doggie style anal from behind on bed with Jake. Peter slides under her and fucks her vaginally at the same time. The guys switch positions. They come on her face at the same time.

SCENE 2: Jordan and TT are in a convertible. She blows him, he fucks her from behind anally, then comes on her ass.

SCENE 3: Micki is being eaten out on sofa by Bobby. In the same house at the same time Juli is blowing Jake on the bed then gets on top. Micki sits back on the sofa and Bobby fucks her while he's standing up. Juli's on her back on the bed and Jake fucks her. She fingers her asshole with two fingers. Both couples are together now. Juli's on top of Bobby, blowing Jake too. Micki puts a black dildo in Juli's ass. Bobby pulls out and Micki jerks him off until he comes on Juli's face. Jake comes on Juli's face.

SCENE 4: Shayla masturbates on a bed and Kylie and Juli walk in, get on the bed and they all kiss and eat each other. Boring!

SCENE 5: This scene is a not so hot mess. In a room with lots of twin beds, there are many girls and just one guy, TT Boy. Everyone has sex with each other.

SCENE 6: Missy blows Jake outside.

SCENE 7: TT eats Jill in a convertible. She blows him. She gets on top then on her back.

SCENE 8: All the 'car wash angels' are outside in bikini's. They're told to take their bikini bottoms off. Joey and another woman eat all the girls from behind.

SCENE 9: All the girls go at it again with dildos.

SCENE 10: Kylie and Sydney are on a bed having sex. Joey's in a chair, jerking off, while watching them. He joins in and comes on Sydney's ass, then immediately fucks Kylie. He fingers Sydney's asshole. They blow him until he comes.

SCENE 11: There's a threesome on a desk with Careena, TT and Tom Byron. She squirts a few times. Anal sex with Tom Byron, who's wearing a condom. Tom is sitting down, she's in reverse cowgirl anal. TT comes over to take Tom's place. I can't remember if TT's wearing a condom. During anal, BLOOD is coming out of her ass! It's mixed in with the lube. TT just wipes it off with a shirt or something then fucks her vaginally. He comes on her face. Tom comes back over and fucks her anally, wearing a condom, then comes on her face.

SCENE 12: Lesbian foursome in a truck bed that's got a mattress in it.

SCENE 13: Shayla's sitting in a chair being eating by TT. She blows him, he fucks her on her back on sofa, then from behind while standing, then on her back again. He picks her up and fucks her, then anal from behind. He's wearing a condom for the anal. He comes on her face.

EXTRAS

Previews of three Jim Holliday porn dvds.

MY THOUGHTS: This was awful. Severely outdated hairstyles and clothes (bleached denim jeans!), especially the bikini's. There wasn't one scene that I liked. Way too many girls in some of the scenes. That makes it unenjoyable to watch because I just can't keep up with all that's going on. With scenes like scene 5, so much is going on and hardly any time is spent on each 'couple'.

There's a sequal to this. I have it but dread watching it.

This came from by personal collection. Same review posted here.



Leo Silicone Dildo from EdenFantasys®



I've had this awesome dildo since last year. It's called Leo and is made by Vixen Creations. EdenFantasys sells it in six colors. I own the purple one, pictured. This toy is compatible with a harness too.

MEASUREMENTS: The shaft is almost 7" long. The thickest part of the head is where the coronal ridge is and is 1.6" in diameter. Right under the head is foreskin. The shaft is 1 1/2" in diameter until you get to the base, which is thicker, 1.7" in diameter. The base is 3 1/8" in diameter. It's base will suction very very well to a hard, flat surface. Just for giggles I stuck it on the wall just to see if it would stick, and it did! The toy alone weighs 8.9 oz.

MATERIAL: Ahhh, I can't say enough good things about silicone. Silicone is at the top of the safe toy material list. It's hypoallergenic, odorless, nonporous and simple to clean with hot soapy water. Silicone is also boilable.

I recommend washing all toys, no matter the material, in a non toxic fragrance free soap. Don't bother with toy cleaners. They're just filled with harmful ingredients and just aren't necessary, period.

This is very bendable and can bend in half. It's the second most flexible toy I own. It's firm yet a bit squishy.

MAINTENANCE: You must use water-based lube only with silicone toys. Never use silicone lube with them because the material will break down. You can't store silicone toys directly touching each other because that too will help break down the material. Wrap each one separately in something first. Silicone is premium so treat it well and it'll last forever.

PACKAGING: The packaging for this is really cool. Never seen anything like it before. It's simple to open too. It comes in a clear plastic tube with a lid on the top and bottom. You simply pull the lid off. The toy just sits down in the package with nothing holding it in place.

MY THOUGHTS: I love this realistic dildo. It's got a thick, beautiful head and is my first toy to have foreskin. It's very pretty with pearlized swirls throughout. Just by holding it in your hand you can see it's a quality dildo that has a nice weight to it. Though it's not a G spot dildo, it looked like it may work as one but for me, it didn't. Nevertheless, I really enjoyed using it. It's of a thickness that I prefer and will definitely be using it often.

I prefer dildos that have a base. The base gives us something to hold on to while inserting it. One way you can use this is to place a pillow on the floor, place a towel over it and straddle it. Try to ignore the fact that there's no real person under you! The base keeps the toy in place. Or place it on the toilet lid. I use toys that will stick in both of those ways but of those two ways, I prefer the 'pillow method'. :-)

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MISTRESS BY MISTAKE by Maggie Robinson

PUBLISHER: Brava, May 2010
SETTING: England, 1820
SERIES: Courtesan Court, #1
VIRGIN HEROINE? Yes
HEROINE: Charlotte Fallon, 30
HERO: Michael 'Bay' Bayard, 33
PURCHASE: link
GRADE: C

FROM PUBLISHER: Charlotte Fallon let her guarded virtue fall once -- and she's paid dearly for it ever since. She swore she'd never succumb to men's desires again. But even a village spinster's life miles from temptation can't save her from a sister with no shame whatsoever. Or a heart that longs for more, whatever the cost...

Sir Michael Bayard found more than he expected in his bed when he finally joined his new mistress. He'd fantasized about her dewy skin and luscious curves, assured her understanding that what passed between them was mere dalliance. But he didn't expect the innocence and heat of her response in his arms. Nor her surprisingly sharp tongue once she was out of them...

A few days of abandon cannot undo the hard-learned lessons of a lifetime. Nor can an honest passion burn away the restraints of society's judgments. Unless, of course, one believes in nonsense like true love...



MY THOUGHTS: I didn't care for this story. Too much humor ran throughout it. The lead characters never seemed to act serious. There was no depth to the story or characters. I found the beginning part of the plot a bit unbelievable. Charlotte wasn't responsible for the item her sister stole so Bay blackmailing her into staying and taking her sister Deborah's place was just crazy...and she had to have known it. She didn't come across as stupid so I don't know why she allowed herself to be blackmailed. I can only assume she wanted to take Deborah's place...and I can't say I blame her!

I really liked the female villain and thought her part could have been more eventful and should have lasted longer. The sex scenes seemed rushed and weren't graphic enough for me. I was expecting more in that category.

Overall, I found the story and characters bland.

Maggie also writes under the name Margaret Rowe. You can visit her site here.


MISTRESS OF MY FATE by Hallie Rubenhold

Pub. Info: Grand Central Publishing, 1/2013
First Published: 2011 in the UK
Genre: Historical Fiction
Setting: England, late 1700s
Author Site: Link
My Grade: A-

From Publisher: Set during a period of revolution and turmoil, Mistress of My Fate is the first book in a trilogy about Henrietta Lightfoot, a young woman who was abandoned as a baby and raised alongside her cousins, noble children of a lord and lady. At just sixteen years old, circumstance and a passionate love affair tear Henrietta (Hetty) away from everything she knows, leading to a new life fending for herself on the streets of 18th century London as a courtesan, gambler, and spirited intellect of the city.

MY THOUGHTS:

Henrietta/Hetty: A lonely, naive teenager with only her cousin for a friend. She found herself in dire straits a few times and made some adult decisions because she felt she had no choice. She did the best she could.

Lady Catherine: Hetty's spoiled cousin. Not the nicest person to Hetty. I enjoy secondary characters like her a whole lot. I wish her character and her maids had been around longer. I just know she had some evil up her sleeve.

John St. John: Her mother's ex-lover. He's forty-four and she becomes his mistress at seventeen. I like him at first but he becomes so jealous that I start to get tired of him.

George Allenham: Hetty's love interest. I liked him at the beginning but as the story when on and he wasn't in it too much I began to dislike his character. I never understood why Hetty was so obsessed with being with him. I didn't think he was worth her time.

Philip Quindell: Hetty's 'protector'. He's about twenty-four, lovestruck/boderline obsessive and immature. I found him to be a bit annoying.

This was an enjoyable read told in first person narration. It spans about three years. Most of the story takes place in England and the last part, France.

My favorite part is when Hetty becomes St. John's mistress and devises a great plan to escape. I can't tell you anymore about it! My least favorite part is the last sixty-five pages or so. The story went in a different direction that I was expecting and it was a real letdown. I wish the last part could be rewritten, especially the ending.

This is one of just a few books that I've read lately that I really liked. I like historical fiction where the heroine is down on her luck or facing bad circumstances. There was something lacking in this. It needed more twists and turns, needed to be darker. It was a bit too mild. Accoring to the author's website, the next in the series, The French Lession, is to be darker. Yay!

Henrietta has her own website! Link.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.