TEST DRIVE ADULT DVD

Studio: Teravision
Released: 2006
Trailer: link
Rating: XXX
My Grade: F

From DVD: See Nikki get driven to the brink, and beyond! The hottest stars, the hottest sex, and the hottest back door action!!!

Take Nikki for a test drive today... she is built for speed like no one else!


NO CONDOMS WERE USED

SCENE 1: Nikki and Tera are sitting on a sofa. Nikki is telling her that she never has sex with her elderly boyfriend. She says her new live-in housekeeper, Lucy, has sex with her boyfriend, Jerry, every night. Cut to a scene of them having sex.

They're on the bed, Jerry's shirtless and she's wearing a white dress. He licks her nipples then gets on all fours and he eats her from behind, then on her back. They 69, spoon on their left sides, reverse cowgirl, her rubbing her clit most of the time, then anal in same position. Nikki's standing outside their window spying on them. Doggie position, then he comes on her face.

SCENE 2: Back to the present with Nikki and Tera on sofa. Tera eats Nikki out, Nikki uses a glass dildo on Tera, then eats her.

SCENE 3: Nikki goes to her boyfriend Jack's car dealership to pick out a new car. Scott and Tommy are mechanics. She has sex with both. She gets on her knees and blows both. Scott fucks her from behind while they're standing. She's leaning over, blowing Tommy. She turns around, gets fucked from behind by Tommy and blows Scott at the same time. She's on a stool, leans back and blows Tommy as Scott continues to fuck her. Reverse cowgirl on floor with Scott briefly. She gets off and gets right on Tommy, reverse cowgirl. He's laying a few feet away from Scott. Doggie with Tommy. He pulls out and Scott takes his place, then Tommy's back in her. They both come on her face.

SCENE 4: Tera and Nikki are in the hot tub and Nikki's telling her what just happened at the dealership. Spyder (Tera's real life husband at the time) and Roxy are at the same dealership, I guess, and have sex. He spit into her mouth and I stopped watching. He's repulsive and I wouldn't have watched this scene anyway.

SCENE 5: Nikki's back at the dealership. She's out on the lot with a salesman, Tony, They go into the garage and she blows him, then he fucks her from behind. She's sitting on the hood, him fucking her, then anal in same position, anal reverse cowgirl, anal spoon position. She kneels down, he comes in her face.

BONUS MATERIAL

-Nikki masturbating
-Trailers for Appetite for Destruction, Desperate, Test Drive. 3 1/2 minutes total.

MY THOUGHTS: This was awful. Even Jerry couldn't save it. I didn't even like his scene. Most of the cast was unattractive to me too. Of the nine actors, only three were attractive. Nikki's face is attractive but she looked terrible in this but the hair and makeup people are to blame. Unhealthy is the best word to describe her hair and her false eyelashes were extreme. She looked like a strung out street prostitute. I despise Tony. I saw him in another porn and he's too rough, a bit violent and just plain fucking ugly.

There wasn't one good scene in this whole film and I'm only keeping because my crush Jerry's in it.

This came from my personal collection.


BIG NATURAL BREASTS ADULT DVD


BACK COVER: link
SCREENSHOTS: link
STUDIO: Digital Sin
RELEASED: 2003
LENGTH: 113 min.
RATING: XXX
MY GRADE: B

FROM DVD: Big natural breasts are something to be admired, cherished, lusted over. When they belong to a beautiful, horny woman it is nirvana. The perverted minds at DDF once again fill this niche with the girls that fantasies are made of. What you see is what you get in this amazing new series.

No condoms are used. Everyone is from Europe and the men are uncircumcised.

SCENE 1: Luisa (the woman on the cover) and George meet up outside then walk into a building, then into a bedroom. They sit on the bed, he takes her clothes off then eats her out for a while and fingers her with two fingers. She blows him while he's standing up, her still sitting on the bed. He pushes her back on the bed, kneels between her legs and fucks her for a minute, pull out and sucks her clit for a few seconds then puts it back in. She sits up, he straddles her face and she blows him. He reaches back and fingers her. Spoon position on their right sides. He eats her then fucks her on her back. She gets on top, then reverse cowgirl. Doggie then he stops to eat and finger her. Her on her back then he titty fucks her double d breasts then comes on her neck. She sucks his dickhead briefly.

SCENE 2: A cute blonde girl, I can't find her name, is sitting at a piano, trying to play it. She's dressed like a schoolgirl with her hair in high ponytails. Her teacher, Renato, is dressed in a suit. She blows him then leans against the piano with her left leg up on bench. He's crouched behind her eating and fingering her, then fucks her. She sits on the piano and he fucks her. She kneels on the piano keys and he fucks her from behind. He titty fucks her (she's small and is about a D cup). She lays in a chair and he squats down and fucks her, stops, eats and fingers her, then continues to fuck her. He lays on the floor and she blows him. She sits up, she stands over his face and he eats her. She gets on top facing him, then reverse cowgirl, rubbing her clit. Smart girl. She lays back in a chair and he fucks her. She tells him he's got a big cock. He comes in her mouth.

SCENE 3: Sylvia is wearing lingerie and Leslie is wearing a suit. They sit on a sofa, he sucks her nipples, she lays back and he eats and fingers her. He stands up and she blows him while she's still sitting. He titty fucks her. She lays back, he fucks her while he's sitll dressed. She gets on top, then reverse cowgirl, doggie. He jerks off on her face.

SCENE 4: Veronica sits on the mattress that's on the floor, Alex kneels down on the floor and eats her. He kneels on the bed and she blows him. Spoon positon on bed on their right sides, then reverse cowgirl, doggie, then on her back with her left leg over his shoulder, then on top again until he comes on her face.

SCENE 5: Laura sits on a sofa. Josh goes over to her. She blows him. She lays back on sofa, he eats her, they 69, then reverse cowgirl, doggie. She's on her back, he straddles her face and jerks off onto her.

BEHIND THE SCENES

- Very short casting footage with four of the five girls
- One minute previews of the dvds:
Teen Dreams 1, 2, 3, 5
Young as they Cum 1-3, 5-8, 20-26, 28
Sex With Young Girls 3
My Plaything: Jenna Jameson 2
My Plaything: Monica Sweeheart
My Plaything: Gauge
Hearts and Minds
Naked Eye
Love Machine
Sweetwater

MY THOUGHTS: This wasn't very good because there was zero chemistry between any of them. Most of the women seemed uninterested. You gotta wonder why they even showed up to the casting call. My least favorite scene was the last one. She has massive breasts and that was just a turn off. I don't really have a favorite scene. I just didn't enjoy this one. I did like that there was no dialogue at all.

This came from my personal collection.



WHEN SHE WAS WICKED by Anne Barton

Pub. Info: Forever, 2/2013
Genre: Historical romance
Setting: England, 1815
Author site: link
My Grade: C

From Publisher:

SOME RULES SIMPLY BEG TO BE BROKEN

A dressmaker in London's busiest shop, Miss Anabelle Honeycote overhears the ton's steamiest secrets-and (occasionally) uses them to her advantage. It isn't something she's proud of, but the reluctant blackmailer needs the money to care for her gravely ill mother. To make up for her misdeeds, Anabelle keeps to a firm set of rules:

Never request payment from someone who cannot afford it.
Never reveal the secrets of a paying client.
Never enter into any form of social interaction with a client.

Her list keeps her (somewhat) honest-until she encounters Owen Sherbourne, the Duke of Huntford.

Not only does Owen nip Anabelle's extortion plans in the bud, the devilishly handsome Duke soon has the sexy seamstress dreaming of more than silks and satins. With Owen Anabelle enjoys pleasures she never imagined. . . until a scandal from the past resurfaces. Now her rules could mean his family's ruin. Owen's searing kisses carry the promise of passion, but how will he react when Anabelle's most devastating secret is finally revealed?

MY THOUGHTS: This review contains spoilers. This was a disappointment. Both Owen and Anabelle are very likeable. I love that Anabelle wasn't raised wealthy and actually had a paying job. I was enjoying the book a lot until the plotline got taken over by Owen's sister, Rose. That subplot was uninteresting to me. From what I've heard and read, the only time someone stops speaking completely is a child that's been molested, not some teenager who caught a parent cheating. It's ridiculous.

I think the extortion plot could have gone on much longer before Owen found out it was Anabelle. Some interesting things could have gone on with him while trying to find out who the culprit was. In a nutshell, he found out it was her days later, invited her to live in his home to create dresses for his sisters, began a sexual relationship with her then the storyline disappeared. It was just Anabelle, Olivia, and Rose hanging around the house doing nothing. Then the Rose-not-speaking mystery was solved. Really nothing went on with the main couple. I just don't think this was a good, believable story at all.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

Treat Your Coochy® Right With Help From EdenFantasys®


On a forum a few years ago I heard of an intimate shaving product called Coochy® Rash-Free Shave Créme. It wasn't until this year that I realized EdenFantasys.com sold it. As you can see in the photo collage I made below, it comes in many scents. I prefer unscented products so that's the version I'm reviewing.

It's sold in a smallish 4 oz. pump bottle. It's not actually a cream but more like a facial moisturizer. It's paraben free, sulfate free, not tested on animals and is proudly made in the USA. It's also sugar free. Sugar in intimate care products has been proven to upset the pH balance in women and that can lead to yeast infections.

It comes in seven scents: Oh So Original, Sassy Citrus, Make Me Blush, Slick Chic Pear Berry, Naked Silk Green Tea, Playful Plumeria and the one I own, No So Innocent Fragrance Free. You won't believe all the positive reviews it has!


Though you can use this on any part of your body, most of us probably use it to shave our bikini area, more specifically all of our pubic hair. Please know this before using it- it's best for weekly maintenance work and a couple of pumps is all you'll need. The shorter the hair is, the easier it is to shave off. If you haven't shaved at all or you haven't shaved in a while and a lot of hair has grown back, this product isn't necessary. Just use soap and a good razor, then use this to maintain your pubes weekly. This 'cream' rinses clean off the razor and leaves no residue behind. It doesn't need to be washed off your body with soap after you've used it either. I don't agree that it prevents razor burn. Nothing but waxing can prevent that. If you shave, you will get burn now and then and ingrown hairs occasionally.

I stocked up on this stuff a while back and will always use it, as I prefer to say bare down there. If you shave, you have to use something other than water so you might as well use a body-safe product that has moisturizers in it.

EdenFantasys.com has plenty of other shaving products so take a look around.

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