LACIE'S LIFE ADULT DVD

BACK COVER: link
STUDIO: Vivid
RELEASED: 2006
LENGHT: 130 min.
RATING: XXX
MY GRADE: A-

FROM DVD: Lacie's Life: Where any girl can become a Debbie!!! From fluff and fold to fluff and puff in two short months!!! Two months ago Lacie Heart was a sweet little suburban tart, doing her laundry at the local fluff and fold, hitting the Denny's for a late night Grand Slam, and grabbing tongue kisses under the bleachers after the local college games. Then something got into her. Hollywood. Fame. Lust. Money. She called Vivid... and the rest is history. It's Lacie's Life!!! Starring sweet, cute little Lacie Heart, doing just about the nastiest stuff we've ever seen a newcome do. And visionary director Ace King captured her whole first porn experience with his cockumentary camera crew, from dusk to dawn and ass to mouth. This is the Life. Lacie's Life.


No condoms were used- a rarity for Vivid.

SCENE 1: When the film begins Lacie is in the bathtub talking to the cameraman. I don't know who he is, as I never saw his face. He's going to film her faux day-in-the-life. So she gets out of the tub, gets on her bed and masturbates with a gold colored vibrator.

SCENE 2: She gets dressed and they go spy on her neighbors, Tommy and Sativa, who she says has sex every morning and says she always spies on them. I accidentally shredded page one of my notes so I don't remember all they did in bed. Towards the end of this scene, Tommy spots Lacie spying through their open sliding glass door just as his wife tells him she's got to go to work.

SCENE 3: Tommy gets out of bed and he and Lacie walk towards each other. She gets down and blows him until he comes on her face and in her mouth.

SCENE 4: Lacie and cameraman leave to go to an audition at ex-porn actor turned producer Paul Thomas' house. This part is real silly. Paul is wearing stupid printed pajamas, I think there are wild animals on them, and James is walking around the house naked except for tube socks. Paul is acting like James isn't there. They chit chat and Paul is having her read lines. She goes into the bedroom, gets on the bed and masturbates. James goes in there and they have sex.

SCENE 5: She gets dressed and goes to a faux photo shoot for a magazine. Kurt (he's from my home state) is the photographer. They have sex and again, I don't remember everything they did because I don't have all my notes.

SCENE 6: This is a real clusterfuck that I didn't enjoy at all, well, almost didn't enjoy. Lacie goes home for the night and her female roommates, Jenna and Joey, have two guys there, Jerry and Jean. They all have sex with each other. Too much was going on and the girls sounded like cats mating. It was a mess. I have a crush on Jerry but more on that later.

SCENE 7: Lacie is in the same bathtub washing tons of come off her. She's talking to the cameraman and then blows him until he comes in her mouth. She tells him to leave and that's the end.

BONUS MATERIAL

BEHIND THE SCENES- This was ten minutes of brief interviews with some of the actors. Lacie said she's nineteen and has been in the business for only four months. She owns a ranch and horses. Porn must pay pretty good these days.

BONUS SCENES- There are five three minute sex scenes from other Vivid films.

1- Good Things starring Sunrise Adams and Slim Shady. He eats her, she blows him, her fucks her on the washer, then doggie and he comes on her face. She has her natural breasts in this. To be perfectly honest, they're pretty bad, some of the worst I've seen, and I have a feeling that's the main reason she got implants.

2- Happily Never After starring Briana Banks and Eric Masterson
3- Picture this with Devon and Evan Stone
4- Sold with Kody and Lee Stone. She's got the weirdest implants that I've ever seen. They're very small (for implants) and up high.
5- Third Date with Cheyenne Silver, Ruby and Chris Cannon.

PREVIEWS- Eight minutes of previews of Monique on the Sly, Fade to Black II, Invasion of the Porno Shooters ( I almost bought that once!)

MY THOUGHTS: Lacie was fun to watch. She was nineteen at the time. I watch a lot of reality television and she's exactly like the ones I see who are the fun, silly, attractive girl-next-door types. The kind of girl you'd want to hang out with whether you're male or female.

I like how this was supposed to be just a regular day for her but it should have been a bit more realistic. The part with her spying on her neighbors all the time was not believable. All the girls had natural breasts at the time so that's always a plus. All had bare labia and little to no hair on the mound.

Ahh, Jerry (birth name Jaroslav Otradovec.) I mentioned him in my review for Hard Candy 2. I could watch him all day and I'm embarassed so say it's official- I have a crush on him. Too much was going on in his scene so I didn't get to focus on him or enjoy him in all his naked glory. Here's a photo of him with a link to an article about porn actors acting with their blood relatives. The photo is really for my own viewing pleasure. Take note of his treasure trail. I have several more of his films and will be posting this same photo with each of them.

This came from my personal collection.


MENTOR M/M ADULT DVD

Studio: Vivid Man
Produced: 1994
Run Time: 68 min.
Rating: XXX
My Grade: A

From DVD: If you aren't one, you need one. It's about men in boarding houses. Men from the great Midwest. Men who discover they are not who they think they are. And a man who discovers a black leather jacket that changes his life.


Condoms were used throughout.

SCENE 1: The guy on box cover is sitting on a rug, getting blown. He fucks the guy doggie style, then on his back while the guy jerks himself off.

SCENE 2: Blonde guy blows a brown haired guy on a bed, then the blonde gets blown. Blonde gets fucked doggie style. They lay beside each other and jerk off until they come.

SCENE 3: Solo scene with the guy on cover jerking off while standing up.

SCENE 4: Guy on cover gets blown by a different blonde guy. He fingers the man's ass for several minutes while jerking off, then fucks him on his back, then doggie style. He comes on his ass. He sits beside the bonde as he jerks himself off.

SCENE 5: A brown haired guy, the main 'character', is at home getting blown by a brunette man on his bed. The guy blowing him uses a dildo in his own ass. Guy using dildo gets fucked in ass while he's on his back on the bed. He's jerking himself off, then the guy does it for him briefly. He guy fucking him leans back against the other guy, who's leaning against the headboard, and uses the dildo on himself while jerking himself off.

EXTRAS

Short previews of other Vivid Man titles: The Hotel, The Big Snafu, Hunk-O-Rama, Jock Strap

MY THOUGHTS: I'm not sure what the plot was. The synopsis makes no sense. The main character (NOT the guy on cover) is talking with his gay uncle and his uncle tells him about all the fun he had years ago while wearing a leather jacket. He lets his nephew borrow it and we see five different scenarios, most of which don't involve a leather jacket. There wasn't any dialogue during the sex, which is always great. I liked all the sex scenes except for the solo scene because the lighting was poor.

This came from my personal collection.


THE WRONG GIRL ADULT DVD

Trailer: link
Studio: Vivid
Release: 2005
Rating: XXX
My Grade: C

From DVD: Maria is a girl with a lot of baggage. And Buck is a guy looking for love in all the wrong pieces. Chuck Lords presents a Vivid exploration of a girl who`s wickedly sexy and just plain wicked to match. With today`s hottest blonde star, Sunrise Adams, surrounded by a cast as right as that girl is wrong.


SCENE 1: Tommy opens the door to Sunrise's apartment and sees her being eaten out by Eric. She blows him, he fucks her from behind while she leans against the table, left knee up on it. He comes on her face.

SCENE 2: Evan and Sunrise are at a bar together. He's the best friend of her boyfriend Tommy. They go back to her place. She lays on the bed and masturbates while Evan watches from the table. She sits on the table and Evan eats her. She blows him while kneeling on the table, him standing up beside it. She lays on her back and blows him. He titty fucks her. They get on the bed and fuck in spoon position on their left sides, then her on her back, him on top, doggie style next until he comes on her chest.

SCENE 3: Evan and Trinity, who's got implants, are on the bed. He's on top, then her on top. She sits against the headboard, slouched down and Evan fingers her with two then three fingers. She's rubbing her clit most of the time. Anal with her on her back, Evan to her right, holding her right leg up. He comes on her stomach.

SCENE 4: Sunrise and Tommy are at someone's place on the sofa. She blows him, he eats her, then 69, reverse cowgirl, then she's facing him, doggie, he comes on her chest.

SCENE 5: Tommy and Jennifer are in someone's apartment. They 69 on a sofa, reverse cowgirl, doggie, standing up, her on her back on a pool table.

DVD EXTRAS: There were five bonus sex scenes from five different films, three of which featured Sunrise Adams.

1- Sunrise and Rick Patrick (who has a piereced naval!) What straight man pierces his naval?! from the film The Contestants. 12 minutes.

2- Four-girl lesbian strap-on scene from Debbie Does Dallas: East vs. West. Featuring Sunrise, Ann Marie, Dee, Olivia Saint. 16 minutes.

3- Sunrise and Lezley Zen from the flim Pink Slip. I skipped this scene.

4- Clip from Color Blind 8, with John Decker and Vanity. This was weird. His face was blurred because the premise of that film is that the cameraman gets random men to have sex in the back of a van with a random girl of a different ethnicity than the guy's. This was a really good scene. You could see that Vanity had had a child because of the stretch marks going across her stomach and hips. Her hair was dark in this.

5- A threesome scene from John Friendly's Big & Small 1, starring Voodoo, Byron Long and Illona. I skipped this scene.

MY THOUGHTS: Boy, this was terrible. Slow and boring. I hate when porn tries to be too serious. Sunrise is supposed to be very troubled woman. At the end we find out she'd been in prison for murdering her parents when she was twelve and Eric is blackmailing her with sex. Earlier in the flim she'd tried to kill herself. Evan walked into her apartment, found her passed out and saved her. What nonsense. This was just stupid as hell and pointless. The only sex scene I liked was scene 3. Evan had no leg hair. Not sure how I feel about that. He had the most dialog too. Sunrise didn't have much. I was getting real tired of watching gonzo porn so I dug out a 'plot driven' one and now I can't wait to go back to gonzo.

This came from my personal collection.

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HAVEN OF OBEDIENCE by Marina Anderson

havenPub. Info: Grand Central Publishing 11/2012
First published in the U.K. in 2000
Genre: Contemporary Erotica
Setting: England
My Grade: B-

From Publisher: Twenty-something Londoner Natalie Bowen is envied by many, but her personal life is a disaster. Then she hears about an exclusive weekend retreat called The Haven, a place that specializes in introducing people to pleasures they could never have imagined. Shocked at the idea, but unable to resist finding out more, Natalie decides it's time to put her hears behind her. Once at The Haven, Natalie meets the enigmatic and disciplined Simon, a man who is used to getting what he wants. And he's decided he wants Natalie...

MY THOUGHTS: I was excited to read this but became disappointed midway. At the club early on, the way some of the characters acted made no sense, including the main character, Natalie. They constantly complained and never wanted to do what they were told even though they're paying to use the club and are there of their own free will. I got real tired of the complaints. I realize this is fiction but someone in their position, who's paying to use a sex club to be taught how to give up some control in the bedroom, wouldn't act like that at all.

My enjoyment of all the sexual senarios that went on was diminished by the excessive amount of orgasms Natalie was having. Total overkill on the author's part and it got old real quick.

The story was too condensed and rushed. There was no character development and we learned nothing about Natalie and Simon's backgrounds. Basically, the story wasn't well written and needs a lot of work...but it does have potential if it was to be reworked. It seems amateurish.

I received this in exchange for an honest review.

WONDERLAND ADULT DVD

Studio: Metro
Screenshots: link
Length: 1 hr 50 min
Released: 5/2006
UPC: 051353390386
My Grade: B

From DVD: What would you be willing to sacrifice, to live out your most taboo sexual desires? That's the question one successful businessman asks himself when his stepdaughter brings home her best friend, Lola (Violet Blue), from college for the holiday. Gary (Steven St. Croix) is drawn like a moth to a flame by her incendiary legal teen beauty, unraveling his jealousy drenched marriage to adorable Katie Morgan and destroying is position as alpha male at work for just a taste of her mesmerizing erotic charms. Acclaimed director DCyper masterfully blends poetry with perversion, Shakespeare laced with high intensity sex, in this lauded high definition production. You'll have to see it to understand why Gary closes this incredible story-driven feature by telling us that every minute with her was like living in a Wonderland.


No condoms were used.
 
SCENE 1: Violet is dressed like a fairie, dancing on a tiny theater stage to medieval music. Steven walks onto the stage behind her and sits on the bed. He's wearing a suit. She goes over to him, sits on the bed and blows him. She gets on top, reverse cowgirl, then facing him, doggie style then her on her back with leg over his shoulder. He comes on her stomach.

SCENE 2: Steven is sitting in front of a piano talking into the camera about some fetish. Charlie is on the bed masturbating with a vibrator while Steven is standing nearby. He's wearing purple lingerie and is writing 'dirty whore' all over the mirror. As you can see this was a very short scene.

SCENE 3: Steven is in his bedroom looking through his drawer of porn. He sits on the bed and jerks off to it. This scene was very short too.

SCENE 4: Steven's stepdaughter, Candi, is sitting on her bed with James. I think she's supposed to be away at college. She lays on her back and James eats her. She's totally bald and has small nice breasts. She blows him then he fucks her on her back, then her on top, doggie style. He comes on her face.

SCENE 5: Steven's wife Katie is on the bed with Evan. Katie is real cute but has horrible breast implants that are spaced far apart. They 69, doggie, spoon, he comes on her face.

SCENE 6: Violet is on her knees blowing Eric.

SCENE 7: Steven briefly eats Violet on the kitchen counter.

SCENE 8: Trina is dancing at a strip club. She walks over to where Kris is sitting on a sofa. She straddles him and grinds on him. She lays back and he eats her, then she blows him while he's sitting down. Reverse cowgirl, doggie, her on her back. He comes in her mouth.

SCENE 9: Herschel and Violet are on the bed. He eats and fingers her. She blows him, reverse cowgirl, her on her back, doggie, he comes on her ass.

BEHIND THE SCENES- 13 boring minutes of some unseen camera man chatting with four of the women and then three minutes of trailers.


MY THOUGHTS: This was just ok. It was supposed to be humorous and was at times like when Steven (Gary) was imagining his wife, Katie, cheating on him with Evan and there was a fan on Evan blowing his long hair back. This was not an 'incredible story-driven feature'. It was a bit odd. I don't understand the beginning with Violet dancing on the stage at all. Reverse cowgirl is my favorite porn position and so I really liked it during that scene and it's my favorite of the film.

Scene 5 went on forever and I felt bad for Katie's vagina. I don't understand scene 8 at the strip club or how they fit into the story but their scene was enjoyable. My second favorite scene is the revers cowgirl scene with Herschel and Violet.

Violet, the lead female character, is a cute girl with a nice body with small natural breasts. There wasn't much dialogue with her but she delivered her lines very well. In the bonus material, she was asked who her blow job scene was going to be with that day and she said she didn't know, that she had blown everyone, nor did she know who her two sex scenes were going to be with the following day. She said there weren't many new men porn actors coming into the business.

This came from my personal collection.



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