Sliquid Sassy Booty Lubricant



This lube is made by Sliquid and is called Sliquid Sassy Booty Gel. This one is designed to be used for anal play but obviously you can use it in any way you like. It comes in a 4.2 oz and 8 oz. bottle. I'm reviewing the 4.2 oz. size.

The ingredients are: Purified water, plant cellulose (made from cotton), cyamopsis (guar conditioners), potassium sorbate, citric acid.

* Purifed water (which included distilled water) has had chemicals removed via different methods.
* Potassium sorbate is a crystalline powder that's used as a preservative. It prevents mold and fungi.
* Plant cellulose is used as a thickening agent.
* Cyamopsis (guar conditioners) is a non-toxic thickener.
* Citric acid is a very weak acid that is used in products to balance the pH.

Before you assume this lube is like all the rest, please continue reading. I'll list for you all the reasons why this is a healthy, body-safe lubrication that everyone should be using.

*It's hypoallergenic
*Non-toxic
*Glycerin-free- glycerin has been proven to help in the development of yeast infections!
*Paraben-free: Parabens are preservatives that are in beauty products of all types. Five types of parabens have been found in breast cancer tumors but there's no proof..yet that it's caused by parabens.
*Sulfate-free
*Glycerol-free
*PEG-free (polyethylene glycol)
*Gluten-free
*Propylene glycol-free
*DEA-free: DEA is an ingredient in beauty products that can have a bad reaction to other chemicals in the product and has been proven to cause certain types of cancers.
*Fragrance-free: please don't ever put anything into your vagina that has the word 'fragrance' in the ingredients. You're just asking for an infection if you do.
*Water-based and water soluble
*Non-staining
*Compatible with all toy materials

MY THOUGHTS: I liked this lube and experienced no type of irritation with it whatsoever. This is a thick clear gel but not so thick that it won't spread easily. I did need to reapply it once but I have no complaints about it at all. It could be I just didn't use enough in the first place.

Though it's fragrance-free, it does have a slight hair spray-type of odor to it. I'm disappointed in that but since it's not an added scent, I'm OK with it. Based on all the safe ingredients in this product and all the bad things that are not in it, I don't think a better product exists and I plan to stick with this lube.

My advise to you would be to always look up each ingredient in lube before you buy it. That's very important.

I received this from Babeland in exchange for an honest review.


LEO SILICONE DILDO



This dildo was sent to me from Babeland.com. It's called Leo. It's made by an American company called Vixen Creations. The gold colored one is exclusive to Babeland. They also sell it in purple, which is more blue than purple.

MEASUREMENTS: The shaft is almost 7" long. The thickest part of the head is where the coronal ridge is and is 1.6" in diameter. Right under the head is foreskin. The shaft is 1 1/2" in diameter until you get to the base, which is thicker, 1.7" in diameter. The base is 3 1/8" in diameter. It's base will suction very very well to a hard, flat surface. Just for giggles I stuck it on the wall just to see if it would stick, and it did! The toy alone weighs 8.9 oz.

MATERIAL: Ahhh, I can't say enough good things about silicone. Silicone is at the top of the safe toy material list. It's hypoallergenic, odorless, nonporous and simple to clean with hot soapy water. Silicone is also boilable.

I recommend washing all toys, no matter the material, in a non toxic fragrance free soap. Don't bother with toy cleaners. They're just filled with harmful ingredients and just aren't necessary, period.

This is very bendable and can bend in half. It's the second most flexible toy I own. It's firm yet a bit squishy.

MAINTENANCE: You must use water-based lube only with silicone toys. Never use silicone lube with them because the material will break down. You can't store silicone toys directly touching each other because that too will help break down the material. Wrap each one separately in something first. Silicone is premium so treat it well and it'll last forever.

PACKAGING: The packaging for this is really cool. Never seen anything like it before. It's simple to open too. It comes in a clear plastic tube with a lid on the top and bottom. You simply pull the lid off. The toy just sits down in the package with nothing holding it in place.

MY THOUGHTS: I love this realistic dildo. It's got a thick, beautiful head and is my first toy to have foreskin. It's very pretty with pearlized swirls throughout. Just by holding it in your hand you can see it's a quality dildo that has a nice weight to it. Though it's not a G spot dildo, it looked like it may work as one but for me, it didn't. Nevertheless, I really enjoyed using it. It's of a thickness that I prefer and will definitely be using it often.

I prefer dildos that have a base. The base gives us something to hold on to while inserting it. One way you can use this is to place a pillow on the floor, place a towel over it and straddle it. Try to ignore the fact that there's no real person under you! The base keeps the toy in place. Or place it on the toilet lid. I use toys that will stick in both of those ways but of those two ways, I prefer the 'pillow method'. :-)

Babeland has many sex toys, mostly all made from silicone. This one is from their selection of silicone dildos.

If you sign up for their email newsletter, you can get 10% off your order.

I received this from Babeland in exchange for an honest review.

G Spot Orgasms and the Proper Toys For Them at EdenFantasys®

 
This post is going to be about something I've got experience with; G spot orgasms. I own some good toys targeted to hit that spot and some links to EdenFantasys.com will be provided should you want to purchase those mentioned.

When purchasing a G spot dildo, I recommend you buy one that has a coronal ridge on it, usually found on toys sold as 'realistic'. That ridge is located on the head of a penis and on a toy it will rub against the G spot better than one without it. One I own is called Curve. The ridge isn't very pronounced at all on this one but it worked very well because of how curved it is. It was my first G spot dildo. Should you not want that one, find one with a pronounced ridge.

Use the toy continuously and after a short time, maybe four minutes, you should feel the beginnings of an orgasm. The sensation will be very mild, just enough to notice, but very pleasurable. Keep at it and within seconds you'll be having an amazing orgasm, all due to a perfectly designed toy.

G spot vibrators are a 3-for-1 toy, as far as I'm concerned. You not only use them as you would a dildo but you get the added bonus of the vibrations on the G spot and clitoris. EdenFantasys has a nice selection of them. To achieve a G spot orgasm with one, use it like a dildo and when the orgasm is in full swing, leave it in place for the duration of the orgasm. The fast vibrations will be directly on the G spot and you won't believe how great you feel.

Though I don't own this exact model or another similar one, I own one very similar and it's made from the same material; TPR. This material is very giggly when the vibrator is turned on, unlike any other body-safe material, making it great to use the tip on the clitoris. The ring that you see vibrates just as well as the shaft. You're supposed to press that against your clit while the shaft is inserted. What you should try, and this is what I do, is while you're moving the shaft in and out, grind the nubby ring into your clit right before it's inserted again. Trust me, you'll get a lot of use out of it.

If you didn't know any of this before, hopefully I've taught you a bit about G spot orgasms and what to look for in a toy.

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BANDITO SILICONE G SPOT DILDO by Fun Factory




This dildo is made by a German company called Fun Factory. It's made in two colors; black and candy violet. I'm reviewing candy violet.

MEASUREMENTS: The shaft is 6" long. The thickest part of the head is about 1.4" in diameter. The shaft just below that is the narrowest part of the shaft and is about 1.25" in diameter. It thickens slightly to 1.4" in diameter and thickens to a diameter of 1.6". The base is 3" wide, is flat and will suction to a hard, flat surface. This weighs 6.5 oz.

MATERIAL: This is made from the best material ever, silicone. This is very flexible and solid. Silicone is 100% hypoallergenic and nonporous. You can wash this with regular bar or hand soap and hot water. It's even boilable and dishwasher safe.

MAINTENANCE: You can only use water-based lube with silicone. Silicone lube will cause silicone toys to break down. You can't let your silicone toys touch each other when storing them because that too will help destroy them. Wrap each toy in something first before storing them away. Silicone will supposedly last a lifetime if taken care of.

MY THOUGHTS: I'd been wanting this toy for a while and finally bought it when it came back in stock. I love the appearance of it. It looks like a bent candle with wax running down it. I just had to have it. I thought the part of the head that looks like something's dripping down it would help achieve a G spot orgasm and it did. I had one in just a few minutes. Amazing.

My only complaint is that I wish the head and top of the shaft was a bit thicker since that's really the only part you need to stimulate your G spot. When it comes to toys I like the fuller feeling that you get from something that's 1 1/2" in diameter or slightly larger. This one is a bit smaller than my others and I was aware of it while using it. But I love it just as much as my others and consider it money well spent.

The price varies on this one, depending on where you get it so shop around so you get the best price. Silicone toys can be very pricy but if G spot toys work good for you, then they're worth every penny, right? That's how I look at it.

Company information, link.

I purchased this myself.

VISION IN BLUE by Ace of Base

INVITATION TO SCANDAL by Bronwen Evans

PUBLISHER: Brava, 5/2012
GENRE: Historical romance
SETTING: England, 1809
PURCHASE: link
MY GRADE: A

FROM PUBLISHER: Plagued by scandalous rumors, Rheda Kerrich will stop at nothing to restore her reputation and make an honest living for herself — and she’s determined to do it without a husband. But times are hard, and smuggling is a risky though profitable trade. So when a dashing agent for the English government catches her in the act, she desperately resists his charms and conceals her illicit profession. Until she realizes he may be the key to her ultimate freedom — and unbridled passion..

Rufus Knight, Viscount Strathmore, has never had trouble beguiling the ladies of Kent. When his search for “Dark Shadow,” a cunningly elusive smuggler, leads him to alluring and headstrong Rhe, her objections to his amorous advances merely incite a tantalizing game of cat and mouse. Soon, they’ll find the very secrets driving them apart could ensnare them in a love they can’t escape…



MY THOUGHTS: The hero is 32 year old Rufus Knight. He’s got brown hair and brown eyes. The heroine is 25 year old blonde and green-eyed Rheda Kerrich. Boy, do they have an interesting first meeting! He’s attracted to her from the start and she, him. He’s in town to find out who a smuggler, who goes by the name Dark Shadow, is. After meeting Rheda he believes she knows who that person is.

Rheda is involved with things she shouldn’t be. She’s trying to be independent and earn her own money. She has turned down Christopher’s marriage proposal several times because she doesn’t want to be dependent on any man. She confides important things to him and it comes back to haunt her.

There’s also a dark sexual and sinister subplot involving a terrible person and I enjoyed that part a lot. It came to a head at the end of the story and I felt the author could have handled it better, made it less obvious who the bad person was, made it someone else. I’d guessed it early on.

I was unexpectedly happy with this story. Wasn’t sure I’d like it since I didn’t like her previous novel but it sounded good so I gave it a shot. I really liked both lead characters and thought they were a perfect match.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.


THE QUEEN'S LADY by Eve Edwards With Book Trailer

Pub. Info: Delacorte, 4/2012
Genre: Young Adult Historical Romance
Setting: England, 1584
Series? Lacey Chronicles, book 2
My Grade: B

From Publisher: When beautiful Lady Jane Rievaulx begins her service to the Queen at Richmond Palace, she is thrilled to see the court’s newest arrival . . . Master James Lacey.

No matter that Jane was previously courted by the eldest Lacey brother — James is the one who has won her heart. For his part, James cannot deny his fascination with Jane; his plans, however, do not allow for love. He is about to set sail on a treacherous journey to the Americas, seeking absolution for what he sees as past sins. But when Jane is forced into a terrible situation by her own family, only one man can save her. Will Master James return to his lady before it’s too late?

MY THOUGHTS: We first met the heroine, Jane, in the previous book. Now she’s eighteen and widowed. Her much older stepsons are very jealous of the money and property that she’s inherited from their father. They’re out to make her life a living hell. To make matters worse, her own father is a mean man who’s trying to dictate her life and has made awful threats to her.

Her first encounter with James didn’t got so well. He seems to have a chip on his shoulder. He’s scarred emotionally fromthe horrors of war, the things he’s seen and done. There’s also a new addition to James’s family by way of a new sibling.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed in this second installment. I just didn’t find it paticularly interesting, especially Jane.

My review for the previous book in the series can be found here.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

BEND OVER BOYFRIEND: A Couples Guide to Male Anal Pleasure Adult DVD

Studio: Fatale Media, Inc.
Date: 1998 & 2004
Rating: X
Run Time: 60 minutes
My Grade: C

From DVD: Ever wanted to learn about anal sex? Can't believe it doesn't hurt? Sex educators Carol Queen and Robert Morgan guide us step-by-step through role-playing and fantasy, give suggestions on how to broach the subject of anal sex with a partner, and teach us the physical 'ins and outs' of anal play. Two other couples perform explicit demonstrations in this provocative, get-cozy video. Laced with humor and common sense, Bend Over Boyfriend is perfect for any couple wanting to explore new sexual territor and discover the secrets that lead to ecstasy.

Dr. Carol Queen and her partner, Robert Morgan, both healthcare professionals, teach sexuality-enhancing workshops and lecture nationally and internationally on sex-related subjects.

MY THOUGHTS: This was a slightly informative how-to guide on how to have safe anal sex. All the info applies to female anal sex too, obviously. Most of the video is Carol and Robert talking about the different types of lube, anal toys and harnesses. While they're talking the camera will cut to the two other couples who are supposedly watching the same dvd as we are.

The last part of the dvd is solely the three couples having anal sex, with the women wearing strap-ons. That was definitely entertaining.

My main complaint is that I wish the men had been interviewed about things like what made them interested in trying anal sex, when they first became interested in trying it, is their prostate ever stimulated and if so, what's it like? None of that was discussed at all and I don't know if the other two 'couples' were real couples or not. Watching them, I never got the feeling that they were.

Overall, not too bad but it could have been so much better.

I received this from Babeland in exchange for an honest review.

THE SEDUCTION OF LADY X by Julia London

Pub. Info: Pocket Star, April 2012
Setting: England, 1809
Genre: Historical Romance
Part of Series? Yes, book 3
My Grade: C

From Publisher: The surprising news that dashing steward Harrison Tolly, illegitimate son of the Earl of Ashwood, is the rightful heir to his father’s estate comes at a most inopportune time. With a wedding on the horizon and a baby on the way, a new life of privilege and prestige would be a blessing but for one problem: his heart belongs to another woman.

Harrison keeps his desires for his employer’s wife, Lady Olivia Carey, so hidden that even she does not know of his devotion. Her callous husband, Marquis Carey, went into a rampage after Olivia’s troublesome younger sister returned from her tour of Spain pregnant, and Harrison impulsively stepped in to save the entire family from scandal. Now, like Olivia, he is trapped in a loveless arrangement. When a tragic accident claims the marquis’ life soon thereafter, can Harrison seize his chance and cast aside one sister for another? Or will doing so expose the Carey family’s darkest secret—and ruin his only chance to win Olivia’s heart?

MY THOUGHTS: This was awful. This review contains spoilers. The hero, 29 year old Harrison Tolly, is the steward for Edward Carey. Twenty-six year old Olivia is stuck in an unhappy and abusive marriage with Edward, has been for six years. She’s physically, sexually (raped) and verbally abused by her husband.

They find out that her younger sister Alexa (she’s eight years younger) is pregnant. Out of nowhere, Harrison offers to marry Olivia when he barely knows her. He has absolutely nothing to gain by doing so. He just doesn’t want her child to be a ‘bastard’ like he was so out of pity, he offers marriage. Literally, the entire plot revolves around that. He’s in love with Olivia but she doesn’t know until much later, after he’s offered to marry Alexa. Alexa is a selfish immature character and I didn’t like her at all.

Olivia has a young maid named Rue. She’s slow mentally and boy, does the author keep reminding us of it. Almost every time the poor girl is mentioned it’s because she’s doing something wrong. It’s clear her character was created to provide comic relief for the author but I didn’t find it to be funny. Why create a character so you can laugh at her?

Olivia and Harrison get their happily ever after and so does Alexa. An unbelievable reunion of sorts happens involving her right at the end that made me roll my eyes. This was not a good story by any stretch of the imagination.

This was my first Julia London book and I don’t think I’d read her again.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

HAWAII Adult DVD

Back Cover: link
Studio: Vivid
Filmed: 1995
Released: 1/1998
Length: 75 minutes
My Grade: B

From DVD: The Big Island Isn't Big Enough! It's Vivid's Hawaii with Asia, Chasey, Dyanna, JR, Brittany, Felicia and a host of studs who invade the pristine sands of Hawaii and teach natives a thing or two about savage sex! Welcome to the Big Island Adventure, Hawaii. Have your limbo bar greased.



This is about some strippers in California who go to Hawaii to do some stipping there and to get a bit of vacation. Before the film even began, there was a quick preview of films that each of the women had been in, including some women who weren't even in the film.

Chasey is on the left of the cover and Asia is to the right, with black hair. Asia has natural breasts.

Scene 1: Gross Marc Wallice, who I think is the manager, is at an empty strip club watching two girls dance, one of which is Felicia, then have oral sex with each other. Marc joins in by having sex with the blonde while standing up, her leaning against the stripper pole. Then she's in doggie style position while eating Felicia. I think he used a condom. Honestly, I was just trying to block him out!

Scene 2: Dyanna Lauren and Colt are discussing going to Hawaii. J.R. Carrington and some guy are in Hawaii on the beach. They perform oral sex on each other then sex in missionary position, then doggie. No condoms used and he had one intense orgasm.

Scene 3: Dyanna and Colt are in Hawaii at the beach. She blows him while he lays in the sand. They move to a different location and have sex in missionary position, then from behind while she leans against a tree, then doggie style in the sand. No condoms used.

Scene 4: Chasey and Colt, who is supposed to be Lauren's boyfriend, are at the beach. She's on her knees blowing him while he's kneeling in the sand, fingering her from behind, while the other people are away. She lays in the sand and eats her out, then sex in missionary position, then doggie style. No condom used.

Scene 5: The other three people who were with them come back. Bobby leaves and tells them not to have fun without him. The other guy eats her out while she straddles his face, then 69 position. Next is missionary position until he comes on her chest.

Scene 6: Asia is being eaten out by Marc on the beach. She blows him, then sex in missionary position, then doggie style until he comes on her ass.

Scene 7:  This is a continuation of scene 5. J.R. Carrington is being eaten out and fingered by Bobby on the beach. She blows him then doggie style sex in shallow water. No condoms used. I had to laugh when Bobby said to her, clearly unscriped, 'I'm gonna come! Let me come on your face! Let me come on your face! Then she rubbed it in like it was the finest moisturizer. Gag.

Scene 8:  Chasey and Asia are at the strip club dancing on stage together. They eat each other out in front of the crowd.

The End!

Extras

There were some very short, under two minute, bonus scenes, one of which featured Peter North getting blown by someone.

There was a quick bio on each of the women.

Also, there were some movie trailers but I forgot to watch them!

There were five quick scenes from films that had won awards, totalling six minutes:

Jenna Loves Rocco
Boderline
Extreme Close-Up
Masseuse 2
Immortal Desires

MY THOUGHTS: This was just ok, nothing special. I don't like when porn is filmed outdoors because it's so hard to see what's going on, which defeats the purpose of watching porn. When you lean over someone it casts a shadow over them and what you're doing.

All but two women had breast implants so that was a disappointment. I do not approve of them and can't understand why anyone would get them.

This is no longer in print but don't worry....you didn't really miss much. Same review here.

This came from my own collection.



Glass Toys from EdenFantasys®

 

Let me introduce you to something you may not know about. One of the most unique materials for an adult toy is glass. Yes, you read that right- glass! EdenFantasys.com has a huge selection of them, over 100.

I own this one. It's petite and pretty. It comes in purple too, listed under a different item number. One that I see often and may purchase is called Amazing Swirls and reminds me of a stick of candy.

Another one that is absolutely beautiful is called Dichroic and is designed to hit your G spot. It's made by Pyrex.

Perhaps the most unique one I've seen yet is called Smooth Shaft Prized Perennial. It has a pretty flower right inside the head, can you believe it?! It's offered in two colors. So so pretty.

This one is called Gold Spiral Wrapped G Spot and is truly a work of art. I plan to get it one of these days. You can use either end.
 
I've never seen too many green-colored toys, no mater the material. Awesome Blossom is a very pretty and feminine-looking toy and it too is meant to hit your G spot. It also has a flower inside.
 
The only worry about using glass is you have to check it over very carefully for cracks. To do that, go over every inch of it slowly with a fingernail. Glass is hypoallergenic and odorless and you can use either water-basesd or silicone lube with it.

Don't worry if something you want to purchase is out of stock; simply create an account and add the item to your wish list. They restock their inventory quite often. These are some of the most attractive pieces of glass, toy or not, that I've ever seen and I hope I've gotten you interested in trying at least one of them!

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FUTURE SODOM Adult DVD

Back Cover: link
Screenshots: link
Studio: Caballero/Vidco Entertainment
Release: 1987
Length: 79 minutes
Rating: XXX
My Grade: B

From DVD: Expect the unexpected. Master Director Gerard Damianio unleashes "Future Sodom" with erotic sights & sounds beyond your wildest imaginations! The two heroes in this carnal fable experience many unique and unforgettable sexual adventures with the likes of the ravishing Brittany Morgan, the voracious Frankie Leigh and with the XXX screen's most erotically explosive, new starlet - Laurel Canyon.


This is an odd DVD and I can't even tell you what the plot is so I'll just give you the sex scenes. No condoms were used and there is no bonus material. Click links to see photos of everyone.

Scene 1: A man named Micky is sitting in a big chair outside, naked, and there is a blonde man, Morgan, who took his dialogue seriously!, sitting in a chair, naked too, a few feet away. Laurel Canyon, the girl on the cover who has made her debut with this film and is flat chested, approaches them and tickles them with a feather. WTF? She kneels in front of Micky and blows him and Morgan is fucking her from behind. She straddles Micky and blows Morgan while he's in front of her, standing beside the chair. She gets in the chair and is getting fucked by Morgan until he comes on her. She turns to her left and blows Micky until he comes on her face and in her mouth.

Scene 2: All three of them go into someone's house and the men discuss 'pussy'. Peter North is in a bedroom sitting on the bed playing a game, wearing a pink ribbed tank top and shorts. His wife, Diana (Brittany Morgan), asks him why they don't have sex any more and he says he's not interested. She tells him he can't get it up anymore. Laurel walks in the room and Diana says to him, 'put your dick in her pussy'. Laurel gets on him in reverse cowgirl position and Diana rubs his balls. She gets off him and Diana gets on, facing him and Laurel straddles his face. Diana gets off him and helps him lick Laurel's clit. Then both women blow him while he and Laurel are in the 69 position. Diana is a natural blonde, according to her pubes.

Scene 3: Finally, a brunette! Frankie Leigh shows up. She goes into the bathroom where blonde Morgan is in the tub. He gets out and she blows him and licks his harry balls, me wondering how much pubic hair has gotten in her mouth the whole time. Doggie style sex next with a good view of it from underneath, then she's on top facing away from him while he sits on the toilet lid, of all places! She's got all her pubes. It was the 80s, after all.

Scene 4: Here's where it gets weird. Some ugly man (Bill Margold) who came from nowhere is dressed in a toga. He's in a room with five couples, talking about anal sex. He give three people dildos that never get used. In walks this horribly unattractive flat chested woman named Viper (who's now dead). She's a pale brown-eyed redhead with the breasts of an eleven year old and no pubes to speak of. She's got nipple piercings and a clit piercing. She's Lucy The Robot and is supposed to be a robot who is programmed for anal sex. She's wearing latex gloves and has writing all over her body. An orgy breaks out and it's a free-for-all. The usual stuff happens. While Viper is taking it up the butt butt by this guy she's fingering herself. The man who was in the toga is fucking Laurel from behind. He comes on her lower back and then....wait for it.....licks it all up like it's his last meal and makes this crazy face that scared me.

Scene 5: The brunette, Frankie, is in a room with Micky, the man from the first scene. She tells him she wants 'dick, dick and more dick' and wants to 'wallow in buckets of come'. She blows him and beside him is the guy from the previous scene, a hispanic guy who had anal sex with Viper. He's naked except for a shirt and is wearing a creepy clear mask with colored lips, teeth and eyebrows. Beside him is the ugly toga guy and he too is wearing the same clear mask. She blows all of them.

The end, thankfully!

MY THOUGHTS: I was thinking about keeping this until Viper showed up and scared me. The sex is all good. The best part is that no one had breast implants and I didn't see anyone spitting on genitals for lube. Too many harry sacs for my liking but I expected it. As usual, not much oral was done on the women, surprise, surprise but the men all got blown ten times over.

This came from my own collection.




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