Run Time: 1 hr. 46 min.
My Grade: A-
FROM DVD: These ballistic brunettes are about to go off. These girls are a force to be reckoned with!
SCENE 1: This scene is from a film called Grand Opening and stars Lola (who's the same age as me) and Micky G. Lola has small natural breasts, huge nipples and has all her pubes and they're trimmed short. Lola's in a public bathroom, naked and sitting on the vanity beside the sink. She's leaning back against the mirror, legs spread. In walks Micky. He kneels down, eats her and fingers her with two fingers, which he has her lick, then rims her while she rubs her clit.
He stands up, continuing to finger her with two fingers while he kisses her and licks her nipples. He eats her out some more and fingers her ass. He sucks that finger and has her suck it too. She gets down and blows him while he leans back against the wall. He pushes her over towards the toilet. She faces it and leans forward. He kneels down and eats her from behind. She turns to the right, leans forward against the wall with her left foot on the nasy toilet seat and he fucks her from behind. Next, he's sitting on the toilet with her on top, facing away from him with her right foot up on the big metal thingie that holds toilet paper. He says he's about to come so she gets off him, he comes on her pussy and she rubs it in.
SCENE 2: This scene is from If You Only Knew and stars a cute Russian, Claudia Adkins, and Joey Ray. She's cute with small natural breasts, no hair on her labia and her mound is trimmed short. Joey leans back on the sofa and she blows him. He's pubeless. Next, they're both on their left sides on the bed. Her right leg is up and he's behind her, fucking her anally for awhile. She gets on her knees on the bed and he comes on her ass. She sucks his dickhead.
SCENE 3: This scene is from the film Marissa and stars Sydnee Steel and John Decker. She's got awful implants that are too far apart. Most of her labia hair is gone and her mound is trimmed short. He's kneeling on the bed, legs spread, and she's humping him while she's leaning back on her hands. Doggie style on bed, she blows him, telling him to 'fuck' her face, then missionary. He come on her ass.
SCENE 4: This scene is from O Zone and stars Katja Kassin, Jack Venice and Marco Duato (aka Marco Banderas). She's cute with small natural breasts and no pubes except for the tiniest patch on her mound. She's sitting on the sofa wearing a white suit. The top is unbuttoned and she's rubbing her breasts and licking her nipples. She puts her hand down her pants and rubs herself. In walks both guys at the same time. They take turns kissig her and rubbing her pussy through her pants. They take her pants off.
They're all naked. Jack is sitting on the sofa and Katja is to his left, kneeling on the sofa, blowing him. Marco is behind her, fingering and eating her. He fucks her in that position for a long time. Reverse cowgirl on sofa for anal sex, her rubbing her clit most of the time. Jack comes over to her to get blown. She gets down and they both come on her face.
SCENE 5: Scene from the film Scene Study starring Shy Love and Kurt Lockwood. I'm am not a fan of hers at all. I don't think she's attractive in any way. She's very skinny with huge implants. She gets naked and blows Kurt. He sits her on a chair or something, fingers, eats, then fucks her. Next, he's sitting in a chair with her on top, facing him. This is a really great scene with great closeups. He keeps putting his finger in her ass. She stands up, leans forward against the chair, right leg up on the chair, him behind her, fucking her. The camera is underneath filming part of the time. She's on her back on the floor, he's kneeling between her legs fucking her. He comes on her stomach. He takes his dickhead, rubs it in the come and has her blow him.
SCENE 6: This scene is from the film Sweetie Baby and stars Angelica Sin and the ancient Dirty Harry. It looked like some sort of S&M scene with Harry making some stupid howling sound so I just skipped this scene. He's repulsive and I just can't watch him. I've seen him in the dvd I reviewed, Just Over 18.
SCENE 7: This scene was taken from Take 5 and stars Czech 'actress' Nikita Denise and Pat Myne. They're the ones on the top left of the back cover. He's terribly unattractive, downright homely. I hope she got paid real good for that scene. She very pretty but the photo doesn't do her justice. Here's a better one. She has pale blue eyes that looked odd and I'm thinking they were contacts. EDIT: I've seen her in other films with brown eyes. She has small breasts but she's gotten implants since then. She's bald except for a very small patch on her mound.
She goes over to a sleeping Pat and gets a vibrating egg from under the bed that he's sleeping in. She sits in a chair nearby. She rubs the egg on her breasts. Next, she's naked and gets under the covers and blows him. She gets on top of him, reverse cowgirl, then doggie style, then doggie style anal. She's on her back next for more anal. She's fingering herself and rubbing her clit a lot. He comes in her mouth. She swallows it and tells him it tastes good.
SCENE 8: This is a scene from This is the Girl, starring Cherokee and Steven St. Croix. I've mentioned this before about him; he's got a really thick dick that curves a bit like a G spot dildo. Cherokee is under 5' tall, has huge implants, no pubes and that awful little girl-sounding voice.
Steven's pants are down. She pushes him back into a chair and blows him. He's got no pubes either. They're both naked on the bed now. She's on her back, him to her left and she's got her left leg up with him fucking her while she rubs her clit, then doggie style. She's back on her back, legs way back with him kneeling in front, pounding her, then he comes on her stomach.
SCENE 9: This clip is from Watcher 12, starring Belladonna and Vince Voyer. He's short for a man. He's the same height as me. In this film, Belladonna looks a lot different than she does in the photo. I think her face is unattractive and I guessed her bra size right, 34C, natural and pretty perfect.
They're in bed, then they get naked. She blows him, then 69 position with the camera in her face, but not his. She's on her back with Vince kneeling between her legs, fucking her, her rubbing her clit. Reverse cowgirl, then spooning with them on their left sides, her right leg up, him pounding away behind her. He pushes her over onto her back while he's still inside her and continues to fuck her. He stands on the bed, which is on the floor, jerks off while she's kneeling beside him, licking his balls then comes in her mouth. She swallows it.
This looks like a good series. There seems to be no dialogue at all.
SCENE 10: Clip from When Strangers Meet, starring Tory Lane and Matt Bixel. They're naked and she's kneeling on the sofa, blowing him while he's standing up. She lays back and he eats her. She's bald with too-big implants. She's on top of him, facing him for awhile, then on her back. He's partially standing (left leg is on the floor, right knee is on sofa), fucking her. She's fingering her asshole with one, then two, fingers. Doggie style on sofa. He comes on her face.
There are three scenes from other films. Oddly, all the girls are blonde.
SCENE 1: This clip is from the flim 5 Blondes (Vivid).The girl in this clip is Alexis Malone. She's sitting at a table in a resturant. The guy is under the table, eating her and fingering her. She lays on the table on her stomach, still clothed, and blows him while he's standing up. Next, she's kneeling on the table, left leg up, with him behind her, fucking her. He takes the condom off and comes on her ass.
SCENE 2: Clip from Briana's Backyard BBQ, starring Brittney Skye and Scott Nails, who I just watched in Hard Candy 1. He looks a bit different here with curly hair. He's laying on the bed, pants and underwear pulled down. She's wearing a bikini and shoes and is blowing him. She's totally bald below and has huge implants. She gets on top, facing him and is rubbing her clit. Spoon position on their right sides, him behind her with her left leg up. Doggie style while standing up. She squats down and leans back against the foot of the bed so he can come on her face.
SCENE 3: Driving Mercedez Wild clip, starring Nicole Sheridan, Dolorian and Voodoo, who's Canadian. He's sitting down, getting blown by both of them. Nicole stands up on the sofa, spits into his mouth and I stopped watching and went to the other bonus features.
-Behind the Scenes of the Paul Thomas (former porn actor who's very unattractive) making of If You Only Knew (see scene 2 above) and it wasn't worth watching at all. This was 21 minutes long.
- Short 1 to 2 minute reviews of four Vivid films: Lanny's Summer BBQ, Tarot, When Strangers Meet, Where the Boys Aren't 17.
MY THOUGHTS: This was pretty good. I prefer just sex scenes with no dialogue. A few of the scenes were too short. With compilations, I like that I get to see actors I've never heard of and some I have heard of but had never seen. I'd like to get more from the Watcher series, that's produced by Vivid.
The reverse cowgirl scenes are always my favorite, with spoon position being my second favorite, always.
Of the three bonus scenes, the second one, from Briana's Backyard BBQ, is my favorite. It was really good. Both Scott and Brittney looked exausted by the end of it and that, you can't fake.
This came from my personal collection.