LACIE'S LIFE ADULT DVD

BACK COVER: link
STUDIO: Vivid
RELEASED: 2006
LENGHT: 130 min.
RATING: XXX
MY GRADE: A-

FROM DVD: Lacie's Life: Where any girl can become a Debbie!!! From fluff and fold to fluff and puff in two short months!!! Two months ago Lacie Heart was a sweet little suburban tart, doing her laundry at the local fluff and fold, hitting the Denny's for a late night Grand Slam, and grabbing tongue kisses under the bleachers after the local college games. Then something got into her. Hollywood. Fame. Lust. Money. She called Vivid... and the rest is history. It's Lacie's Life!!! Starring sweet, cute little Lacie Heart, doing just about the nastiest stuff we've ever seen a newcome do. And visionary director Ace King captured her whole first porn experience with his cockumentary camera crew, from dusk to dawn and ass to mouth. This is the Life. Lacie's Life.


No condoms were used- a rarity for Vivid.

SCENE 1: When the film begins Lacie is in the bathtub talking to the cameraman. I don't know who he is, as I never saw his face. He's going to film her faux day-in-the-life. So she gets out of the tub, gets on her bed and masturbates with a gold colored vibrator.

SCENE 2: She gets dressed and they go spy on her neighbors, Tommy and Sativa, who she says has sex every morning and says she always spies on them. I accidentally shredded page one of my notes so I don't remember all they did in bed. Towards the end of this scene, Tommy spots Lacie spying through their open sliding glass door just as his wife tells him she's got to go to work.

SCENE 3: Tommy gets out of bed and he and Lacie walk towards each other. She gets down and blows him until he comes on her face and in her mouth.

SCENE 4: Lacie and cameraman leave to go to an audition at ex-porn actor turned producer Paul Thomas' house. This part is real silly. Paul is wearing stupid printed pajamas, I think there are wild animals on them, and James is walking around the house naked except for tube socks. Paul is acting like James isn't there. They chit chat and Paul is having her read lines. She goes into the bedroom, gets on the bed and masturbates. James goes in there and they have sex.

SCENE 5: She gets dressed and goes to a faux photo shoot for a magazine. Kurt (he's from my home state) is the photographer. They have sex and again, I don't remember everything they did because I don't have all my notes.

SCENE 6: This is a real clusterfuck that I didn't enjoy at all, well, almost didn't enjoy. Lacie goes home for the night and her female roommates, Jenna and Joey, have two guys there, Jerry and Jean. They all have sex with each other. Too much was going on and the girls sounded like cats mating. It was a mess. I have a crush on Jerry but more on that later.

SCENE 7: Lacie is in the same bathtub washing tons of come off her. She's talking to the cameraman and then blows him until he comes in her mouth. She tells him to leave and that's the end.

BONUS MATERIAL

BEHIND THE SCENES- This was ten minutes of brief interviews with some of the actors. Lacie said she's nineteen and has been in the business for only four months. She owns a ranch and horses. Porn must pay pretty good these days.

BONUS SCENES- There are five three minute sex scenes from other Vivid films.

1- Good Things starring Sunrise Adams and Slim Shady. He eats her, she blows him, her fucks her on the washer, then doggie and he comes on her face. She has her natural breasts in this. To be perfectly honest, they're pretty bad, some of the worst I've seen, and I have a feeling that's the main reason she got implants.

2- Happily Never After starring Briana Banks and Eric Masterson
3- Picture this with Devon and Evan Stone
4- Sold with Kody and Lee Stone. She's got the weirdest implants that I've ever seen. They're very small (for implants) and up high.
5- Third Date with Cheyenne Silver, Ruby and Chris Cannon.

PREVIEWS- Eight minutes of previews of Monique on the Sly, Fade to Black II, Invasion of the Porno Shooters ( I almost bought that once!)

MY THOUGHTS: Lacie was fun to watch. She was nineteen at the time. I watch a lot of reality television and she's exactly like the ones I see who are the fun, silly, attractive girl-next-door types. The kind of girl you'd want to hang out with whether you're male or female.

I like how this was supposed to be just a regular day for her but it should have been a bit more realistic. The part with her spying on her neighbors all the time was not believable. All the girls had natural breasts at the time so that's always a plus. All had bare labia and little to no hair on the mound.

Ahh, Jerry (birth name Jaroslav Otradovec.) I mentioned him in my review for Hard Candy 2. I could watch him all day and I'm embarassed so say it's official- I have a crush on him. Too much was going on in his scene so I didn't get to focus on him or enjoy him in all his naked glory. Here's a photo of him with a link to an article about porn actors acting with their blood relatives. The photo is really for my own viewing pleasure. Take note of his treasure trail. I have several more of his films and will be posting this same photo with each of them.

This came from my personal collection.


MENTOR M/M ADULT DVD

Studio: Vivid Man
Produced: 1994
Run Time: 68 min.
Rating: XXX
My Grade: A

From DVD: If you aren't one, you need one. It's about men in boarding houses. Men from the great Midwest. Men who discover they are not who they think they are. And a man who discovers a black leather jacket that changes his life.


Condoms were used throughout.

SCENE 1: The guy on box cover is sitting on a rug, getting blown. He fucks the guy doggie style, then on his back while the guy jerks himself off.

SCENE 2: Blonde guy blows a brown haired guy on a bed, then the blonde gets blown. Blonde gets fucked doggie style. They lay beside each other and jerk off until they come.

SCENE 3: Solo scene with the guy on cover jerking off while standing up.

SCENE 4: Guy on cover gets blown by a different blonde guy. He fingers the man's ass for several minutes while jerking off, then fucks him on his back, then doggie style. He comes on his ass. He sits beside the bonde as he jerks himself off.

SCENE 5: A brown haired guy, the main 'character', is at home getting blown by a brunette man on his bed. The guy blowing him uses a dildo in his own ass. Guy using dildo gets fucked in ass while he's on his back on the bed. He's jerking himself off, then the guy does it for him briefly. He guy fucking him leans back against the other guy, who's leaning against the headboard, and uses the dildo on himself while jerking himself off.

EXTRAS

Short previews of other Vivid Man titles: The Hotel, The Big Snafu, Hunk-O-Rama, Jock Strap

MY THOUGHTS: I'm not sure what the plot was. The synopsis makes no sense. The main character (NOT the guy on cover) is talking with his gay uncle and his uncle tells him about all the fun he had years ago while wearing a leather jacket. He lets his nephew borrow it and we see five different scenarios, most of which don't involve a leather jacket. There wasn't any dialogue during the sex, which is always great. I liked all the sex scenes except for the solo scene because the lighting was poor.

This came from my personal collection.


THE WRONG GIRL ADULT DVD

Trailer: link
Studio: Vivid
Release: 2005
Rating: XXX
My Grade: C

From DVD: Maria is a girl with a lot of baggage. And Buck is a guy looking for love in all the wrong pieces. Chuck Lords presents a Vivid exploration of a girl who`s wickedly sexy and just plain wicked to match. With today`s hottest blonde star, Sunrise Adams, surrounded by a cast as right as that girl is wrong.


SCENE 1: Tommy opens the door to Sunrise's apartment and sees her being eaten out by Eric. She blows him, he fucks her from behind while she leans against the table, left knee up on it. He comes on her face.

SCENE 2: Evan and Sunrise are at a bar together. He's the best friend of her boyfriend Tommy. They go back to her place. She lays on the bed and masturbates while Evan watches from the table. She sits on the table and Evan eats her. She blows him while kneeling on the table, him standing up beside it. She lays on her back and blows him. He titty fucks her. They get on the bed and fuck in spoon position on their left sides, then her on her back, him on top, doggie style next until he comes on her chest.

SCENE 3: Evan and Trinity, who's got implants, are on the bed. He's on top, then her on top. She sits against the headboard, slouched down and Evan fingers her with two then three fingers. She's rubbing her clit most of the time. Anal with her on her back, Evan to her right, holding her right leg up. He comes on her stomach.

SCENE 4: Sunrise and Tommy are at someone's place on the sofa. She blows him, he eats her, then 69, reverse cowgirl, then she's facing him, doggie, he comes on her chest.

SCENE 5: Tommy and Jennifer are in someone's apartment. They 69 on a sofa, reverse cowgirl, doggie, standing up, her on her back on a pool table.

DVD EXTRAS: There were five bonus sex scenes from five different films, three of which featured Sunrise Adams.

1- Sunrise and Rick Patrick (who has a piereced naval!) What straight man pierces his naval?! from the film The Contestants. 12 minutes.

2- Four-girl lesbian strap-on scene from Debbie Does Dallas: East vs. West. Featuring Sunrise, Ann Marie, Dee, Olivia Saint. 16 minutes.

3- Sunrise and Lezley Zen from the flim Pink Slip. I skipped this scene.

4- Clip from Color Blind 8, with John Decker and Vanity. This was weird. His face was blurred because the premise of that film is that the cameraman gets random men to have sex in the back of a van with a random girl of a different ethnicity than the guy's. This was a really good scene. You could see that Vanity had had a child because of the stretch marks going across her stomach and hips. Her hair was dark in this.

5- A threesome scene from John Friendly's Big & Small 1, starring Voodoo, Byron Long and Illona. I skipped this scene.

MY THOUGHTS: Boy, this was terrible. Slow and boring. I hate when porn tries to be too serious. Sunrise is supposed to be very troubled woman. At the end we find out she'd been in prison for murdering her parents when she was twelve and Eric is blackmailing her with sex. Earlier in the flim she'd tried to kill herself. Evan walked into her apartment, found her passed out and saved her. What nonsense. This was just stupid as hell and pointless. The only sex scene I liked was scene 3. Evan had no leg hair. Not sure how I feel about that. He had the most dialog too. Sunrise didn't have much. I was getting real tired of watching gonzo porn so I dug out a 'plot driven' one and now I can't wait to go back to gonzo.

This came from my personal collection.

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The shaft is 6" long. The thickest part of the head is about 1.4" in diameter. The shaft just below that is the narrowest part of the shaft and is about 1.25" in diameter. It thickens slightly to 1.4" in diameter and thickens to a diameter of 1.6". The base is 3" wide, is flat and will suction to a hard, flat surface. This weighs 6.5 oz.



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HAVEN OF OBEDIENCE by Marina Anderson

havenPub. Info: Grand Central Publishing 11/2012
First published in the U.K. in 2000
Genre: Contemporary Erotica
Setting: England
My Grade: B-

From Publisher: Twenty-something Londoner Natalie Bowen is envied by many, but her personal life is a disaster. Then she hears about an exclusive weekend retreat called The Haven, a place that specializes in introducing people to pleasures they could never have imagined. Shocked at the idea, but unable to resist finding out more, Natalie decides it's time to put her hears behind her. Once at The Haven, Natalie meets the enigmatic and disciplined Simon, a man who is used to getting what he wants. And he's decided he wants Natalie...

MY THOUGHTS: I was excited to read this but became disappointed midway. At the club early on, the way some of the characters acted made no sense, including the main character, Natalie. They constantly complained and never wanted to do what they were told even though they're paying to use the club and are there of their own free will. I got real tired of the complaints. I realize this is fiction but someone in their position, who's paying to use a sex club to be taught how to give up some control in the bedroom, wouldn't act like that at all.

My enjoyment of all the sexual senarios that went on was diminished by the excessive amount of orgasms Natalie was having. Total overkill on the author's part and it got old real quick.

The story was too condensed and rushed. There was no character development and we learned nothing about Natalie and Simon's backgrounds. Basically, the story wasn't well written and needs a lot of work...but it does have potential if it was to be reworked. It seems amateurish.

I received this in exchange for an honest review.

WONDERLAND ADULT DVD

Studio: Metro
Screenshots: link
Length: 1 hr 50 min
Released: 5/2006
UPC: 051353390386
My Grade: B

From DVD: What would you be willing to sacrifice, to live out your most taboo sexual desires? That's the question one successful businessman asks himself when his stepdaughter brings home her best friend, Lola (Violet Blue), from college for the holiday. Gary (Steven St. Croix) is drawn like a moth to a flame by her incendiary legal teen beauty, unraveling his jealousy drenched marriage to adorable Katie Morgan and destroying is position as alpha male at work for just a taste of her mesmerizing erotic charms. Acclaimed director DCyper masterfully blends poetry with perversion, Shakespeare laced with high intensity sex, in this lauded high definition production. You'll have to see it to understand why Gary closes this incredible story-driven feature by telling us that every minute with her was like living in a Wonderland.


No condoms were used.
 
SCENE 1: Violet is dressed like a fairie, dancing on a tiny theater stage to medieval music. Steven walks onto the stage behind her and sits on the bed. He's wearing a suit. She goes over to him, sits on the bed and blows him. She gets on top, reverse cowgirl, then facing him, doggie style then her on her back with leg over his shoulder. He comes on her stomach.

SCENE 2: Steven is sitting in front of a piano talking into the camera about some fetish. Charlie is on the bed masturbating with a vibrator while Steven is standing nearby. He's wearing purple lingerie and is writing 'dirty whore' all over the mirror. As you can see this was a very short scene.

SCENE 3: Steven is in his bedroom looking through his drawer of porn. He sits on the bed and jerks off to it. This scene was very short too.

SCENE 4: Steven's stepdaughter, Candi, is sitting on her bed with James. I think she's supposed to be away at college. She lays on her back and James eats her. She's totally bald and has small nice breasts. She blows him then he fucks her on her back, then her on top, doggie style. He comes on her face.

SCENE 5: Steven's wife Katie is on the bed with Evan. Katie is real cute but has horrible breast implants that are spaced far apart. They 69, doggie, spoon, he comes on her face.

SCENE 6: Violet is on her knees blowing Eric.

SCENE 7: Steven briefly eats Violet on the kitchen counter.

SCENE 8: Trina is dancing at a strip club. She walks over to where Kris is sitting on a sofa. She straddles him and grinds on him. She lays back and he eats her, then she blows him while he's sitting down. Reverse cowgirl, doggie, her on her back. He comes in her mouth.

SCENE 9: Herschel and Violet are on the bed. He eats and fingers her. She blows him, reverse cowgirl, her on her back, doggie, he comes on her ass.

BEHIND THE SCENES- 13 boring minutes of some unseen camera man chatting with four of the women and then three minutes of trailers.


MY THOUGHTS: This was just ok. It was supposed to be humorous and was at times like when Steven (Gary) was imagining his wife, Katie, cheating on him with Evan and there was a fan on Evan blowing his long hair back. This was not an 'incredible story-driven feature'. It was a bit odd. I don't understand the beginning with Violet dancing on the stage at all. Reverse cowgirl is my favorite porn position and so I really liked it during that scene and it's my favorite of the film.

Scene 5 went on forever and I felt bad for Katie's vagina. I don't understand scene 8 at the strip club or how they fit into the story but their scene was enjoyable. My second favorite scene is the revers cowgirl scene with Herschel and Violet.

Violet, the lead female character, is a cute girl with a nice body with small natural breasts. There wasn't much dialogue with her but she delivered her lines very well. In the bonus material, she was asked who her blow job scene was going to be with that day and she said she didn't know, that she had blown everyone, nor did she know who her two sex scenes were going to be with the following day. She said there weren't many new men porn actors coming into the business.

This came from my personal collection.



HEARTBEAT by Childish Gambino





CREAMPIED CHEERLEADERS ADULT DVD

Back Cover: link
Screenshots: link
Length: 2 hr 33 min.
Rating: XXX
Released: Jan 21 2010
Studio: Zero Tolerance
My Grade: A

From DVD: These young sluts are doing toe-touches while cheering for you to stick your yardstick in their backfields. You'll love their firm and fresh pom-poms and their cock-swallowing splits will get you out of your seat! Nothing like young whores taking tons of cum into their tight little holes and having it drip out! With Creampied Cheerleaders, you'll be cheering for the finest young whores in XXX - as well as, the ooze out of the cooze!


Creampied means when a man ejaculates inside a woman and the camera shows the semen run out. So obviously no condoms are used in this. All the girls have natural breasts and no pubes and are eighteen and nineteen years old.

SCENE 1: Rebecca knocks on Pat's door. She's wearing her cheerleading outfit. He lets her in and she tries to get him to buy some chocolate bars from her for a school fundraiser. He won't buy them so she offers herself to him in exchange for the $600 that she needs to get to cheerleading camp. She blows him while he's leaning back at the top of the staircase. She's naked from the waist down and is laying on her back at the top of the stairs, being eaten out by Pat, who's fingering her pussy and ass. He fucks her in that position, then she blows him, he eats her, doggie style, reverse cowgirl, then her on her back.

SCENE 2: Breanne is in the car with a guy at a park. They get out so he can film her for her cheer movie. She's dressed like a cheerleader. Mick is far behind her, leaning against a tree. Her friend has her go up to him, so he follows her with the camera. They ask Mick if he wants to go with them back to their place and be in her cheer movie. When they get there, she masturbates for the camera while Mick watches from the sidelines. Mick lays on this huge round cushion thingie on the floor an she straddles his face, facing him. She turns around in the 69 position, then she lays on her back on the cushion while Mick eats her, then fucks her. Spoon positon next, reverse cowgirl, then on her back, then on top, facing him, then on her back again until he comes in her and it runs out. She says she wishes she could see it.

SCENE 3: Dani is home alone, in her cheerleading outfit, filming herself cheering. Mark (from England) is at the door and wants to talk to her mother. She tells him she's not home. His clothes got wet in the rain so he's got a towel around his waist and one around his shoulders while his clothes are in the dryer. He's sitting on the sofa and Dani cheers for him. She blows him (he's uncircumcised), he gets up and kneels in front of her and licks her nipples then has her sit on the sofa and proceeds to eat her, then fuck her in that position. She blows him again, then kneels on the sofa and he fucks her from behind. Reverse cowgirl next, then facing him. He comes in her and it runs out.

SCENE 4: Kiara is inside, cheering in her yellow outfit. Alex (he's uncircumcised) is a few yards behind her in an indoor swimming pool. She askes him to be quiet while she's practicing. He gets out, goes over to her, they kiss and he fingers her from behind while they're kissing. She blows him then he pushes her back onto a platform bed and eats her and fingers her with two fingers, then fucks her in the same position. She blows him again then gets on top, facing him. He keeps trying to put his finger in her ass and she keeps pulling his hand away. Reverse cowgirl with her rubbing her clit a lot. Spoon position, then him on top until he comes in her..and it runs out.

SCENE 5: Gracie is at home, practicing her cheers outside. She goes inside, the doorbell rings and she lets James in. They start kissing. She's leaning against the wall near the front door. He takes her skirt and underwear off, smacks her ass a lot and fingers her. They move closer to the front door. James in leaning against the wall right beside the door, she's in front of him with her back to him with her right foot on the door knob. He takes her shirt off and reaches around her and fingers her with four fingers. She blows him. He leans against the wall by the door, she's in front with right foot up on door knob and he fucks her. Reverse cowgirl on sofa, her on her back on sofa, her on her side with him kneeling in front of her, fucking her. He sits on the floor and leans back against sofa, her in reverse cowgirl position. She kneels on sofa and he eats her from behind while she fingers her asshole. She's on her back while he comes in her.

BEHIND THE SCENES- Very boring, as to be expected. It was sixteen minutes of watching the girls hang out while waiting to film their scenes. Total waste of time.

-Photo gallery, which I skipped.
- Cum shot recap

MY THOUGHTS: This is one of my oldest porn dvds that I've had since earlier in the year. It took awhile for the sex in each scene to get going. I liked that there wasn't any talking during the sex. I think scene one if my least favorite but I'm not sure why. My favorites are scenes two and four. Mark Davis, from scene three, has the most beautiful cockhead that I've ever seen and I had to go back and watch part of that scene. Pat is one of the most unattractive men ever. He also directed this. Breanne has the best body and some of the nicest natural breasts I've ever seen but she looks horrible as a blonde. The greatest thing about this dvd is no one had breast implants.

This came from my personal collection.




INTIMATE JOURNAL ADULT DVD

BACK COVER: link
SCREENSHOTS: link
LENGTH: 1 hr. 38 min.
RELEASED: Feb. 2007
STUDIO: Marc Dorcel
RATING: XXX
MY GRADE: A

FROM DVD: Intimate Journal: Just imagine... The country with its meadows, its sheep, its cows, and its gorgeous and beautiful girls! What a pleasant and quiet place to write a diary! Laurence takes the opportunity of renting a house to write all her intimate and exciting stories, including a riveting girl-on-girl episode with her friend, Fiamma. Her friend, Christine, takes advantage of the atmosphere by inviting two young hunks into her tent and, before long, they`re in a hot and extreme double penetration. Even the owner of the farm, Laure, decides to offer herself to the stable boy for a glorious romp in the hay. The countryside offers up extreme orgasms and deep penetrating satisfaction for everyone.


This film is supposedly narrated by Lucy in French so I have not a clue as to what she's saying. After this was over I discovered in the bonus features that I could have listened to this dubbed in English! Lucy's from the Czech Republic so I'm sure that's not really her narrating the film. She rents a farmhouse. She's sitting at the table writing in her journal and in voice-over begins to reminisce about past sexual exploits of hers and others. During the sex scenes there's no talking. I assume this was filmed in France since this is a French production company. Condoms were used throughout but you could hardly see them. The men are European, therefore are uncircumcised.

SCENE 1: Kathy is outside a tent during the day. Along comes Bob and Mick. They go in the tent together. She's wearing a skirt and shirt and is laying on her back being eaten out by Bob while she's blowing Mick, then she kneels and blows both. She's on all fours blowing Bob while Mick eats her from behind then fucks her in that position. She's on top of Bob, reverse cowgirl for a while, then she gets on Mick. Next, she's on her left side, spoon position, with Bob behind her fucking her vaginally. He lubes up (they show it) and fucks her anally, then Mick takes his place in her ass. Double penetration with her on top of Mick, anally, reverse cowgirl, with Bob kneeling in front of her, inside her vagina. She turns around and faces Mick and Bob is behind her, in her ass. They both come in her mouth and she spits it out.

SCENE 2: Kristi (she's got huge natural breasts) and Toni (from Spain) are in the stable. He pulls her shorts down and eats her while fingering her. She's standing up, leaning her right arm against a post. He fucks her in that position, with her left leg up on something. Reverse cowgirl with him sitting in the hay. He comes on her chest.

SCENE 3: Lucy and Suzan are sunbathing by a pool. Suzan get up and walks into an empty stall in the stable. Mick (from scene one) is there cleaning it out with a hose. He sprays her with it, they goof around and she blows him just outside the stall. He kneels down and eats her, then fucks her from behind while she's leaning against the wall, then anal in that position. He comes on her ass. He pushes her back into the stall and cleans her off with the hose, then she sprays him.

SCENE 4: Lucy and Toni and are having sex in the grass, with Lucy on her back. Spoon position, she blows him, he fucks her from behind while they're standing up, her leaning forward against a tree. Reverse cowgirl anal in the grass, anal spoon position, then he comes on her mouth.

SCENE 5: Jessica (from Hungary and the girl on the dvd cover) goes into a camper. Tony (from France) pratically mauls her as soon as she steps foot inside. He sits her on the counter and eats her. He puts her on the bed. Reverse cowgirl, she blows him, anal in spoon position, then anal standing up with her right leg up on the table. He comes on her chest then rubs it in and titty fucks her for a few seconds.

SCENE 6: Black Diamond (from Hungary), who's hair is blonde in this film and has since gotten implants, walks off the tennis court with Kevin. She blows him right near a fence in a field. Spoon position, then reverse cowgirl. Lucy shows up and spies on them. She goes over and licks Black's clit and nipples. Lucy pulls the crotch of her underwear aside and Black licks her a few times while still in reverse cowgirl position. Lucy goes away, Black jerks Kevin off until he comes.

SCENE 7: Lucy and Gabriela (who has since gotten implants) are outside their tent when Tony shows up. He takes Gabriela inside the house, sits her on the table, takes her shorts off and eats her. She's totally bald. Her fingers her fast with his right middle finger, takes it out and licks it, then continues to eat her. He fingers her with two fingers while she rubs her clit. She blows him, then he backs her up to the table, sits her on it and fucks her silly then fucks her anally, stops, eats her ass, then puts it back in, then anal from behind. He comes on her ass and she rubs it in.

SCENE 8: Everyone who's had a sex scene is together outside the house one night, drinking and dancing to music. Suzan and Toni go into the bedroom. He eats and fingers her on the bed, she blows him, she gets on top, then anal reverse cowgirl, spoon position anal. She leaves the room before he comes.

SCENE 9: Lucy, Kevin and Tony go into the bedroom. Toni is still on the bed. Lucy blows him then the other two. A whole lot goes on here including anal, then double penetration. All three come on her face, poor thing.

BONUS FEATURES- Twenty-nine minute making-of/behind-the-scenes that wasn't too interesting, two strip teases from some random girl not in the film and seven movie trailers for other Marc Dorcel porns, and two 45- second commercials for safe sex.

MY THOUGHTS: I enjoyed this but the sex scenes weren't long enough and there was too much position changing going on, which annoyed me. I liked that they showed the guys put condoms on. I really like seeing it but you hardly ever see that in American porn, which is mostly all I have. Natural breasts! Every girl had natural breasts. Two of the girls had huge ones. I like that none of the actors were American. They were all from Austria, France, Spain, Hungary, and the Czech Republic. And there was no dialogue during the sex scenes.

This came from my personal collection.





SUNNY LOVES MATT ADULT DVD

STUDIO: Vivid Entertainment
RELEASE: 2007
LENGTH: 2 hr. 55 min.
RATING: XXX
MY GRADE: B-

FROM DVD: And now the moment you've all been waiting for: Sunny does a man. It's true. It's her first boy/girl scene ever, and it's a stunner. Presenting Sunny Loves Matt, an all-sex feature in the critically acclaimed B. Skow style. The theme is how women take care of their men...in every way...with the kind of tease and lingerie footage only B. Skow can deliver. America loves Sunny. AVN loves B. Skow. You'll love Sunny loves Matt...with the boy/girl of the century!


Though Vivid is usually condom-only, none are used in this film. I think this is Sunny's first film after getting breast implants. She's Canadian. There's really no talking except for what's said during sex. Low music is playing the entire time.

SCENE 1: Sunny's cleaning the window and pulls the top of her dress down. Matt calls her into the kitchen, they kiss, he smacks her bare ass a few times then she sits on the island (counter), spreads her legs, dress around her waist, and Matt rubs her clit. She blows him for the longest time then she lays on her back on the sofa, him standing in front of her with this left knee on the sofa, fucking her. Reverse cowgirl next, spoon, doggie, her on her back. He came in her mouth and that was the runniest come I've ever seen. It was like white water. He put it right back into her and kept going. She told him she wanted him to come on her 'pussy' and held it open for him, so he came on it.

SCENE 2: Nick is watching television. Rebeca (from Spain) walks over and stands right in front of him. He's rubbing her ass while trying to see the television behind her. She gets in front of the tv, strips, squats down and masturbates a bit. She lays on the sofa and rubs her clit while he fingers her. He eats her, she blows him, then gets on top, facing him and rides him hard and fast. Reverse cowgirl, sex from behind, she blows him, from behind again. He tells her to 'squeal' twice and she tells him to shut up! I had to rewind that to make sure I'd heard her correctly. Interestingly, he did shut up after that. She blows him again and he tells her to 'turn the fuck over' so she leans forward on the sofa while she pounds away. She gets on her back on the sofa, he's standing between her legs fucking her as she rubs her clit. Guess what comes next? Yep, she blows him again and he comes in her mouth. She lets it drip out. She's got nice B cup breasts but I see in her info online that she's gotten implants since then. Boo!

SCENE 3: It's Sunny and Matt again. Her friend Ann Marie comes over. Matt watches them go at it the whole time. They use two different dildos. Lesbian sex scenes do nothing for me and most of the time I fast forward through them.

SCENE 4: Megan is wearing a bikini outside near a pool while Charles watches her masturbate for the camera. She's got awful huge implants and ridiculous tattoos everywhere but a cute face. She's sitting on some piece of outdoor furniture that looks like a bed or something, legs spread and he rubs her clit. He titty fucks her (I can't stand that), eats her for five seconds then says, 'I gotta get inside that pussy'. Reverse cowgirl, spoon, doggie then he comes on/in her mouth.

SCENE 5: Sunny and Monique get naked and blow Matt. Sunny rides him and Monique rubs her own clit then becomes the third wheel. Monique get on Matt in reverse cowgirl, spoon. Sunny lays on her back, Monique straddles her face and Matt eats Sunny, then fucks her. Matt fucks Monique doggie style for a long time, Sunny's annoying mouth running the whole time. He came in Sunny's mouth. At least that shut her up for a few seconds.

BONUS MATERIAL

Behind the scenes stuff for twenty minutes. Sunny talking about her implants being brand new and how she's always wanted bigger breasts, Monique talking about her less-than-a-week-old tattoo on her right arm, Rebeca telling us she's from Spain. This wasn't interesting at all and was a waste of film.

VIVID GIRL EXTRAS-  This was five five-minute bonus clips from the following Vivid films: Foreplay, Love Life, Pop Star, Savanna Loves Sex, It's Sunny in Brazil, starring Sunny Leone with natural breasts.

MY THOUGHTS: Sunny's constant, and I do me constant, cussing during sex (put your fuckin' cock in my fuckin' pussy. Are you gonna fuckin' make me fuckin' come again?) and emphasis on the F word every time she spoke it completely ruined this for me. There was a five minute clip of her in the bonus section and she spoke the same way during that scene. Every word out of her mouth is
contrived and she was aware of the camera on her 100% of the time. She's fake, fake, fake. I have one more dvd starring her and I dread watching it. She's a squirter but I never once saw so much as a trickle come out of her. She's pretty with a nice body but that's about the only positive thing I can say about her.

There wasn't enough Matt/Monique sex during the threesome. Monique had nice, small B cup breasts but she too has gotten implants since this was filmed in 8/07.

This came from my personal collection. 



DREAM QUEST ADULT DVD


SCREENSHOTS: link (click photos to enlarge)
STUDIO: Wicked Pictures
RELEASED: 2000 (filmed 10/99)
LENGHT: 125 min.
RATING: XXX
MY GRADE: A
CAST PHOTOS: link

From DVD: She Came To Save Fantasy!

Jenna Jameson is Sara, an average blonde knockout that has had enough of her mundane life. Enter the faerie folk. They pull Jenna into a mystical world of seduction and danger. It's up to her to save "fantasy" from banishment at the hands of the evil Vladimir. Join this all-star cast of beautiful sluts as they tackle Vladimir and his minions - one cock at a time!



This is a time-travel porn. At the beginning, it's modern-day and Jenna and Devin are at the drive in. He takes her home. She's on her bed by herself when two fairies, Felecia and Stephanie arrive. She walks through a wall and ends up in Fantasyland. Condoms were used throughout.

SCENE 1:  Asia eats and fingers Jenna. Asia blows Evan Stone while Jenna is naked and squatting against a tree in the forest, rubbing her pierced clit. Jenna eats Asia from behind and fingers her ass. Asia gets on Evan in reverse cowgirl, then from behind she leans against the tree that Jenna's squatting against.

SCENE 2: Randy's in a castle and gets blown by two women, Johnni and Amber. He fucks them each in the usual positions, then comes on their faces, poor things.

SCENE 3: Hershel, who's been doing porn since before I was born, plays Vladimir, who has stolen 'fantasy'. He gets blown by a blonde who's got small natural breasts and no pubes. She gets on him, reverse cowgirl, then facing him with some really good close-ups. Anal, with her kneeling in a chair, him standing behind her. He comes in her mouth.

SCENE 4: Jenna, who's being lead through the forest by two fairies, Felecia and Stephanie, has a threesome with them. Boring!

SCENE 5: Jenna's still in the forest by herself when two more fairies come along to help her get to Vladimir, Inari and Teri. Along comes Brad on a horse and he doesn't want to let them pass. The fairies offer him favors in exchange for letting Jenna go. They blow him together, he fucks Inari from behind while Teri masturbates. He goes over to Teri and has her blow him while he's still wearing a condom. She fucks him reverse cowgirl and clearly has a vaginal orgasm twice. He fucks Inari anally while Teri masturabates, then comes on their faces.

SCENE 6: This story being a fairy tale during medieval times with weird Grimms characters, Anthony is in costume and looks all weird. He's in the forest getting blown by a brunette Jessica Drake, in one of her earliest films. She looks so much better with dark hair. In the bonus behind-the-scenes stuff, she says that she likes the attention she gets from doing porn and likes when all eyes are on her.

SCENE 7: Jenna found her way to the Ice Warrior Queen place. They go at it with clear glass dildos, including one in Jenna's ass, and including Jenna being penetrated with two at once vaginally (a first for her. She said in the bonus material that she was sore the next morning).

SCENE 8: Jenna makes her way to Vladamir's castle and he imprisions her. She's in a cell and in walks her boyfriend, Devin. Don't judge him by this photo! Anyway, he eats her, she blows him, reverse cowgirl, doggie style, missionary. He comes in her mouth and as usual, she lets it drip out.

The End!

BONUS MATERIAL- behind the scenes, bonus sex scenes, photos, actor bios, deleted scenes, company history.

Two sex scenes were cut from the film and were included in the dvd version. Not sure why they weren't included but they should have been, especially the one with four people.

Bonus Sex Scene 1: Alexa and Evan. This scene appears to have happened sometime around the Alexa (Ice Queen) and Jenna scene. Evan is a statue who comes to life. He's covered in black body paint and is wearing a face mask. He really does looked clothed. Anyway, he and Alexa get into a sword fight and end up having sex. She blows him, doggie style, her on her back with him standing in front, then he comes in her mouth.

Scene 2: Sydnee Steele, TemptressDale Dabone and Brad Armstrong. The four of them are somewhere in the castle, I presume, getting it on. They pair up for a while, then switch partners. There's too much going on to describe. I think there was anal sex with Sydnee.

BEHIND-THE-SCENES

This was 40 minutes long and I actually enjoyed it. It was the usual stuff with them being filmed between scenes and during. Jenna had on eyeglasses one morning when she arrived to the set. They were the same ones she was wearing during the opening scene of the film so they're obviously really hers. Watching it, I now understand why Jenna became so famous. She's funny, goofy and always smiling. She even said she could never be a comedian because she'd never be able to keep a straight face.

A part that I thought was funny was when Hershel was in full make-up and said, 'Seven hours of makeup and forteen minutes of sex- that's my idea of a good day. There was a part in the film where Randy, dressed like a weird character, was spying on Jenna while she swam nude. When she was drying off he came out of the tree and offered her a key to something if she'd let him feel her breasts. I figured she'd have had trouble not laughing during that scene because of the goofy way he was doing it and I was right- in the behind the scenes stuff they showed the filming of that and Jenna kept cracking up during that scene.

MY THOUGHTS: I liked this. I liked the whole fairy tale part, the costumes and everything. I find lesbian scenes to be boring as hell and there were two of them, unfortunately. My brain tunes out during them. There was only one scene with Jenna and a man. There should have been another one. Brad directed this and I think he did a great job. I've been watching too much gonzo porn lately, was getting sick of them and wanted to see something different. I was plesantly surprised with this one.

This came from my personal collection.


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THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES Adult DVD

Released: 1973
Studio: VCX Ltd.
Run Time: 67 min.
Rating: XXX
My Grade: A-

From DVD: The Devil in Miss Jones opens as Justine Jones, a lonely virgin spinster, is driven to suicide through sheer sexual frustration. The fact that she's taken her own life means that she's forever stranded in limbo. She can't get to heaven, but she hasn't sinned enough to make it to hell. So the powers that be give her a chance to live her life again - this time with permission to indulge her lustful desires. The rest of the film follows Miss Jones on her voyage of erotic discovery. Devil in Miss Jones is a true classic.





SPOILER SYNOPSIS: The character Justine (stage name Georgina Spelvin, real name Michelle Graham) is in her bedroom. She undresses and gets in the bathtub, where she proceeds to slit her wrists and die. Next, she walks into a room where a man is sitting at a table. They talk about how she's dead and he doesn't know if she should go to heaven or hell, so she's in purgatory. She says she'll live out one of the seven deadly sins, lust.

She walks into another room where The Teacher (Harry Reems) is sitting. She stands in front of him and strips. He tells her to turn around and bend over, then puts a small butt plug in her. He lays on the bed, she sits beside him to his left, facing his dick. He has her blow him. This part of the scene is really slow and good. She gets on top, reverse cowgirl. He takes the plug out and fingers her asshole. She takes the plug and sucks on it. She said in her book that she wouldn't put the same one in her mouth so it's a different, clean one. She lays on her right side and he fucks her anally from behind. This is a very short scene.

A woman walks into a room where Justine is laying naked on a plastic-covered bed of some sort. She takes her robe off, sits on the bed and rubs oil on Justine. They kiss, the woman fingers her, eats her out, and fingers her some more. There aren't any close-ups like I was expecting.

Justine is in a disgusting looking bathtub, playing with a water hose. She puts it in her pussy and ass. Stupid, pointless scene.

The Teacher is telling a kneeling Justine how to blow him. She blows him, telling him she wants him to come in her mouth. So he does. Another short scene.

She's naked in bed, feeding herself grapes. She bites an apple, rubs it on her pussy, then licks the apple. She stuffs a few grapes in her pussy, then eats them. Next, she blows a banana. I know, stupid, right? She peels it, rubs it on her pussy then eats that part of the banana. She's laying there holding a snake. She keeps putting the snake's head in her mouth. Can't imagine why and I have no idea where the snake came from or how it fits into the scene.

She and Sue are on the bed, blowing some guy at the same time. He comes in Sue's mouth and it's dripping out. Justine, not wanting to waste it, licks it up with the tip of her tongue and she and Sue kiss. Poor Sue; we only see the right side of her face the whole time. She's got curly hair and appears to be attractive with perfect teeth.

It's double penetration time, boys and girls! Justine is in bed, laying on top of a guy, fucking him while another guy is in her ass. The men pull out but stay in the same position and come on each other's dicks.

Justine is talking with John, the man who's deciding whether to send her to hell or not, and next thing you know, she's apparently in hell. There's a man there (who happens to be the director) rambling on about a fly. He's obviously mentally ill. She's become a nympho or something and is trying to get him to have sex with her. She's straddling a wooden chest, he's sitting on the floor beside it, she's spreading her legs and is fingering herself with two fingers. She tells him to lick her 'cunt' and to bring her his 'prick'. She's murmuring to him that she'll suck his 'prick', 'balls' and 'ass'. He's not having any of it because he's off in his own little world. The End!

BONUS MATERIAL

Just a seven minute preview of three other VCX films, Debbie Does Dallas, The Blonde, Candy Lips. If you put the disc in your computer you can watch three more full length films.

MY THOUGHTS: Despite the explicit sex this doesn't really seem like porn, especially the beginning of the film. The wrist-slashing scene was a bit disturbing. This film was filled with all brunettes, men and women. Not one blonde in site. How rare. I found it a bit odd that Georgina had harry armpits. She's got a very nice petite body and nice small breasts. The sex scenes were pretty short, which was a disappointment. I'm glad I finally watched this. Two years ago Georgina sent me her self published autobiography (personally autographed to me!) but I hadn't seen any of her films then. I want to reread it soon. It wasn't very good.

I wish I knew more about who Sue Flaken was. Like Georgina and Judith, from the lesbian scene, she probably wasn't even an actress. She may have been doing the catering (like Georgina and Judith) and got talked into doing the scene.

I received this from Babeland in exchange for an honest review.


LORD GRAY'S LIST by Maggie Robinson

PUBLISHER: Brava, 11/2012
SETTING: England, 1820
GENRE: Historical romance
SERIES: The London List, #1
PURCHASE: link
MY GRADE: C

FROM PUBLISHER: The brainchild of Evangeline Ramsey, the London List features the latest gossip as well as blind advertisements. Every London resident, from the lowliest kitchen maid to the most exalted duchess, looks forward to Tuesday morning, when the newspaper publishes and speculation rises.

Baron Benton Gray is sick of finding his latest peccadilloes printed in the London List - and shocked to find his old love, Evangeline Ramsey, at the helm. He buys the newspaper from her ailing father with the intention of shutting it down, only to face uproar from its eager readers. Forced to enlist Evie's aid to re-start the newspaper, he finds that putting the paper to bed becomes an unexpected pleasure for them both...unexpected plot twists, humour, and plenty of "romangst."



MY THOUGHTS: I wasn't at all happy with this book. It's not believable that Evie could masquerade as a man for years and get away with it. I just couldn't get past that. She and Ben were likable and I enjoyed the dialogue between them, the way they were always aruging. I don't like a heroine being as old as her, thirty-two, nor do I like that Evie was slightly older than Ben, who's thirty.

I didn't like that Evie's big nose was mentioned often nor did I like the bit of violent nonsense involving Evie and another female character about halfway through the book. It came out of nowhere. Something else that had no place in the book was when some woman came to Evie and wanted her to write a bad story about her abusive husband. Ben got involved in that for no reason and I just had to roll my eyes and wonder why that character was even in the story.


I received this from the author in exchange for an honest review.


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BALLISTIC BRUNETTES ADULT DVD

Back Cover: link
Screenshots: link
Studio: Vivid
Released: 2006
Run Time: 1 hr. 46 min.
My Grade: A-

FROM DVD: These ballistic brunettes are about to go off. These girls are a force to be reckoned with!


This is a compilation dvd comprised of Vivid films. We're told which films we're seeing clips from and who the actors are. Condoms are used throughout.

SCENE 1: This scene is from a film called Grand Opening and stars Lola (who's the same age as me) and Micky G. Lola has small natural breasts, huge nipples and has all her pubes and they're trimmed short. Lola's in a public bathroom, naked and sitting on the vanity beside the sink. She's leaning back against the mirror, legs spread. In walks Micky. He kneels down, eats her and fingers her with two fingers, which he has her lick, then rims her while she rubs her clit.

He stands up, continuing to finger her with two fingers while he kisses her and licks her nipples. He eats her out some more and fingers her ass. He sucks that finger and has her suck it too. She gets down and blows him while he leans back against the wall. He pushes her over towards the toilet. She faces it and leans forward. He kneels down and eats her from behind. She turns to the right, leans forward against the wall with her left foot on the nasy toilet seat and he fucks her from behind. Next, he's sitting on the toilet with her on top, facing away from him with her right foot up on the big metal thingie that holds toilet paper. He says he's about to come so she gets off him, he comes on her pussy and she rubs it in.

SCENE 2: This scene is from If You Only Knew and stars a cute Russian, Claudia Adkins, and Joey Ray. She's cute with small natural breasts, no hair on her labia and her mound is trimmed short. Joey leans back on the sofa and she blows him. He's pubeless. Next, they're both on their left sides on the bed. Her right leg is up and he's behind her, fucking her anally for awhile. She gets on her knees on the bed and he comes on her ass. She sucks his dickhead.

SCENE 3: This scene is from the film Marissa and stars Sydnee Steel and John Decker. She's got awful implants that are too far apart. Most of her labia hair is gone and her mound is trimmed short. He's kneeling on the bed, legs spread, and she's humping him while she's leaning back on her hands. Doggie style on bed, she blows him, telling him to 'fuck' her face, then missionary. He come on her ass.

SCENE 4: This scene is from O Zone and stars Katja Kassin, Jack Venice and Marco Duato (aka Marco Banderas). She's cute with small natural breasts and no pubes except for the tiniest patch on her mound. She's sitting on the sofa wearing a white suit. The top is unbuttoned and she's rubbing her breasts and licking her nipples. She puts her hand down her pants and rubs herself. In walks both guys at the same time. They take turns kissig her and rubbing her pussy through her pants. They take her pants off.

They're all naked. Jack is sitting on the sofa and Katja is to his left, kneeling on the sofa, blowing him. Marco is behind her, fingering and eating her. He fucks her in that position for a long time. Reverse cowgirl on sofa for anal sex, her rubbing her clit most of the time. Jack comes over to her to get blown. She gets down and they both come on her face.

SCENE 5: Scene from the film Scene Study starring Shy Love and Kurt Lockwood. I'm am not a fan of hers at all. I don't think she's attractive in any way. She's very skinny with huge implants. She gets naked and blows Kurt. He sits her on a chair or something, fingers, eats, then fucks her. Next, he's sitting in a chair with her on top, facing him. This is a really great scene with great closeups. He keeps putting his finger in her ass. She stands up, leans forward against the chair, right leg up on the chair, him behind her, fucking her. The camera is underneath filming part of the time. She's on her back on the floor, he's kneeling between her legs fucking her. He comes on her stomach. He takes his dickhead, rubs it in the come and has her blow him.

SCENE 6: This scene is from the film Sweetie Baby and stars Angelica Sin and the ancient Dirty Harry. It looked like some sort of S&M scene with Harry making some stupid howling sound so I just skipped this scene. He's repulsive and I just can't watch him. I've seen him in the dvd I reviewed, Just Over 18.

SCENE 7: This scene was taken from Take 5 and stars Czech 'actress' Nikita Denise and Pat Myne. They're the ones on the top left of the back cover. He's terribly unattractive, downright homely. I hope she got paid real good for that scene. She very pretty but the photo doesn't do her justice. Here's a better one. She has pale blue eyes that looked odd and I'm thinking they were contacts. EDIT: I've seen her in other films with brown eyes. She has small breasts but she's gotten implants since then. She's bald except for a very small patch on her mound.

She goes over to a sleeping Pat and gets a vibrating egg from under the bed that he's sleeping in. She sits in a chair nearby. She rubs the egg on her breasts. Next, she's naked and gets under the covers and blows him. She gets on top of him, reverse cowgirl, then doggie style, then doggie style anal. She's on her back next for more anal. She's fingering herself and rubbing her clit a lot. He comes in her mouth. She swallows it and tells him it tastes good.

SCENE 8: This is a scene from This is the Girl, starring Cherokee and Steven St. Croix. I've mentioned this before about him; he's got a really thick dick that curves a bit like a G spot dildo. Cherokee is under 5' tall, has huge implants, no pubes and that awful little girl-sounding voice.

Steven's pants are down. She pushes him back into a chair and blows him. He's got no pubes either. They're both naked on the bed now. She's on her back, him to her left and she's got her left leg up with him fucking her while she rubs her clit, then doggie style. She's back on her back, legs way back with him kneeling in front, pounding her, then he comes on her stomach.

SCENE 9: This clip is from Watcher 12, starring Belladonna and Vince Voyer. He's short for a man. He's the same height as me. In this film, Belladonna looks a lot different than she does in the photo. I think her face is unattractive and I guessed her bra size right,  34C, natural and pretty perfect.

They're in bed, then they get naked. She blows him, then 69 position with the camera in her face, but not his. She's on her back with Vince kneeling between her legs, fucking her, her rubbing her clit. Reverse cowgirl, then spooning with them on their left sides, her right leg up, him pounding away behind her. He pushes her over onto her back while he's still inside her and continues to fuck her. He stands on the bed, which is on the floor, jerks off while she's kneeling beside him, licking his balls then comes in her mouth. She swallows it.

This looks like a good series. There seems to be no dialogue at all.

SCENE 10: Clip from When Strangers Meet, starring Tory Lane and Matt Bixel. They're naked and she's kneeling on the sofa, blowing him while he's standing up. She lays back and he eats her. She's bald with too-big implants. She's on top of him, facing him for awhile, then on her back. He's partially standing (left leg is on the floor, right knee is on sofa), fucking her. She's fingering her asshole with one, then two, fingers. Doggie style on sofa. He comes on her face.

BONUS MATERIAL

There are three scenes from other films. Oddly, all the girls are blonde.

SCENE 1: This clip is from the flim 5 Blondes (Vivid).The girl in this clip is Alexis Malone. She's sitting at a table in a resturant. The guy is under the table, eating her and fingering her. She lays on the table on her stomach, still clothed, and blows him while he's standing up. Next, she's kneeling on the table, left leg up, with him behind her, fucking her. He takes the condom off and comes on her ass.

SCENE 2: Clip from Briana's Backyard BBQ, starring Brittney Skye and Scott Nails, who I just watched in Hard Candy 1. He looks a bit different here with curly hair. He's laying on the bed, pants and underwear pulled down. She's wearing a bikini and shoes and is blowing him. She's totally bald below and has huge implants. She gets on top, facing him and is rubbing her clit. Spoon position on their right sides, him behind her with her left leg up. Doggie style while standing up. She squats down and leans back against the foot of the bed so he can come on her face.

SCENE 3: Driving Mercedez Wild clip, starring Nicole Sheridan, Dolorian and Voodoo, who's Canadian. He's sitting down, getting blown by both of them. Nicole stands up on the sofa, spits into his mouth and I stopped watching and went to the other bonus features.

-Behind the Scenes of the Paul Thomas (former porn actor who's very unattractive) making of If You Only Knew (see scene 2 above) and it wasn't worth watching at all. This was 21 minutes long.

- Short 1 to 2 minute reviews of four Vivid films: Lanny's Summer BBQ, Tarot, When Strangers Meet, Where the Boys Aren't 17.

MY THOUGHTS: This was pretty good. I prefer just sex scenes with no dialogue. A few of the scenes were too short. With compilations, I like that I get to see actors I've never heard of and some I have heard of but had never seen. I'd like to get more from the Watcher series, that's produced by Vivid.

The reverse cowgirl scenes are always my favorite, with spoon position being my second favorite, always.

Of the three bonus scenes, the second one, from Briana's Backyard BBQ, is my favorite. It was really good. Both Scott and Brittney looked exausted by the end of it and that, you can't fake.

This came from my personal collection.